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@_MLFootball Bitch ass Mericans

AWFUL: A #Packers fan and his fiancé were verbally attacked viciously by an #Eagles fan throughout yesterday‘s game. “She’s an ugly dumb c****” The GB fan said: “I hate that my fiancé had this happen simply cheering for her team” This is horrible…

@alloatiser Mon the sausage fingers

Which streets will be closed during King Charles' visit to Alloa? ift.tt/xZklCcS

@speezybr @NoContextBrits Looks like yur day just got much better

@NoContextBrits Barred from a pub I’d never even heard of until 10 seconds ago. How’s your Saturday going?

@speezybr @ChatGPTapp Fuckin animal

I’m out of 12 hour Twitter jail, now all I need is @ChatGPTapp back up and running!

@WorldDarkWeb Shouldve gave the wee wank a slap

Father faces backlash after video shows him disciplining child for disrespecting mom. Some say he went too far

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN Thats no the jail ya creep

Back where I belong! 💪🏼

@StevieNicks cheers for cancelling Glasgow with about 5hrs notice ya clown

@weejoe1987 £1.12 for mini eggs... that brexit has screwed us over

@NoContextBrits Ya fat fuckin cow

Wrong answers only.

A North London amateur football club has pulled out of their semi-final cup match after they found out their opponent’s name...

I think she needs a mint: 😅

@speezybr More than you

@Magreegur No many weeks you manage 5 days though

Rookie numbers

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dudes being bros 😂😂

Somebody help her 😭

Somebody said he is DARK ZUCKERBERG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bro is just evil

Adam Sandler as Bruce Springsteen performing Dancing in the Dark, 1995.

Looks like the greatest game ever invented