Zahra Muhammad

@RodgersKipembe Kikuyus kwani ni siri ,the jews

There's a tribe in Kenya, under ideal conditions, will behave exactly the same way South Africans are behaving towards foreigners.

@mbiti_mwondi Huyu msee ni kucomplain about kenya from morning to jioni .hata kama umeenda France jana bana ,spare us the lecture on what should be done .umezidi

Ndugu wewe nawe umeenda kwa colonisers for a few years and you’re always complaining as if you’ve never been in Nairobi spared us

@drabdulhameed07 It's msl grade 3 to me ( meconiam)

Third trimester. Passage of this thick mucus-like structure. What’s the diagnosis? 🤔

@Osama_otero Ananikata 50k na niko sawa nayo bydewei, I have no complain mimi kama mtu wa payslip

Huku niliona ni watu wa payslip ndio huwa wamekasirika sana na hii gava. Sisi wenye hatuna degree na tuko jobless tuko tu sawa. Poleni though.

@David57466180 @gabrieloguda Im not a kikuyu I would rather be a luo

@gabrieloguda This card will not work bro! We are all kikuyus

They wrote to all African Heads of State cautioning them against voting for Baba Raila Amolo Odinga for AU Commission Chair. The same courtesy was not extended to Uhuru Kenyatta in his nomination as peace envoy and facilitator for the East African Community (EAC)-led Nairobi Peace Process. They wrote to Min Piny discouraging her from taking up an envoy assignment to represent the country she loves. The same courtesy was not extended to Supreme Court Justice Njoki Ndungu upon her nomination to the International Criminal Court. They're now writing to Oga Obinna cautioning him against visiting State House to highlight the plight of boxing as a sport in Kenya. The same courtesy was not extended to Truphena Muthoni when she visited State House to explain how it was possible to hug a tree in record time.

@georgediano That was different bcs baba never said wakikuyu hubweka, the word bweka he normally referred to his fellow politicians that he was fighting but not a whole tribe ,surely how much can you hate a tribe hadi unasema wajaluo jubweka?

Jakom used to come out in a press conference & say “Wale wana bweka bweka” while address Yamune cartels. Rigathi Gachagua came out to echo what Baba has been saying, now professional mourners are out here claiming that Riggy G has called them Mutinas. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa.

@Maryian96 What's the panic if the voter registration that you did was honest, fanya tena whats the harm or kikuyus cooked the numbers before ?

Mchezo wa taoni!!!!

@orengo_james Mtashangaa sana ,mombasa ikona wenyewe boss

Mombasa twaja!

@josebikeri @Asamoh_ Hata kama ni mkale ndio upige mtu because you differ in opinion, what kind of thinking is that

@Asamoh_ Hiyo Meno ni ya kale.

You celebrate bodyguard of Gachagua beating up a two term chant but will weep here when state unleash violence against opposition.

@abuyamasta Day 13 of waiting for your downfall

Na ujue ni men wanacheka Kairo, ingekua ni dem wangemchangia alipe izo madeni. Anyway men always on their own.

@Asamoh_ Pole on his behalf rafiki

An apology

Anthropic’s Claude is racist

@bakhita_esther No wonder unakaa vile unakaa ,kumbe akili ndio imekaa kwa matako

Britain is a woke country 👏🏾

@salimishmael_ Haki

@salimishmael_ Pph is a killer ,either svd or cs .I hate it with my whole heart, alafu mother akuwe anemic already, mungu wangu

"Hey doc, the patient you did a CS on has developed PPH"

@abuyamasta Kazi ni kula mahragwe na kushutia customers tu

Wacha ni break fast kwa hii traffic

@sam_makokha Day 10 of waiting for your downfall

agreed,afungwe ,huyo mjinga

@abuyamasta Day 9 of waiting for your downfall

There's this inner voice telling me to run for a political seat in 2027, this thought has been ringing in my head since I was in college. I wanted to run for Mp at South Mugirango constituency but again I said no, it's in Nairobi where I live. A leader knows better the problems of his people and wants to solve them best if he lives there. So in that case I want to run for a Nairobi MCA seat, Ruai ward! I have lived in Ruai long enough to understand what Ruai people want to be done. What I will ask you tweeps who believe in me is your vote come 2027.

@bakhita_esther Angekugawia hizo nyama zake wewe vile umekonda ,tungemrudisha two term

You are so much more than a body. You are kind, smart, and a leader and that's what matters. am so sorry for the trolls online Please know that your worth has absolutely nothing to do with your size and Your body is home. It carries you through life, and it deserves respect, not judgment.

@edwin_mbosso @Kiplaahbett_ke @grok translate

@Kiplaahbett_ke Mii ngalek

Johanna Ngong iconic rungu recovered from the scene of helicopter crash . Earlier the family had requested anyone who got it to return it to them. By the way have you question yourself why they so hurry in burying Kingpin??