Grocery store employees owe me respect

This is nice, but I am opposed to it. His organs are too good for us and whoever receives it will not deserve it.

@BenStiller Wow so close to the action you can actually see the air leaving the ball while he dribbles for 20 seconds

JALEN BRUNSON

@nocontextcfb Anyone else think this dog should be crucified?

Tyrese Haliburton 22-23 Pinoy Step

*extremely angry, standing over you* TAKE MY HAND!!!

@TONYxTWO Yeah let me get an extra large goybox for these lardos

Our Veterans stay ready 🇺🇸🫡 Love this!!

@SnackReel I just threw my 95 year old grandfather out of a second story window

My family fights over my simple moist chocolate cake that needs no frosting

Maceo Baston 2008 Pacers Rim Finishing.

@GarlicCorgi @cenkuygur It was actually Erika and JD Vance who died in the freak pickleball accident

@cenkuygur It was bizarre pickleball not freak pickleball. Nasty ass!

Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball fatalities, you sound nuts. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.

@MuffinScript @CaliJ98 We are going to be straight up eating people like you in like 5 years fyi

@CaliJ98 In the land of the free, we don’t force people to give handouts to those that don’t deserve them. We let everybody work and earn and improve their own life. If you want more than 14 days off, upskill and become worth it.

The ‘land of the free’ get 14 days annual leave per year🤣🤣

GOOD MORNING USA IVE GOTTA FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE OH BOY IT'S SWELL TO SAY GOOD MORNING USA!

Iranian state media: "There is no direct contact with Trump, not even through intermediaries. Trump retreated after hearing that our targets would be all power plants in West Asia."

The real NEETs are American soldiers getting paid scammer wages in a social democratic subsidized housing blocs where they mostly jack off & play video games in between bouts of pointlessly torturing each other. Truly the most bizarre thing about our society is that the Military is just America’s form of theocracy— reddit “big science” theocracy wherein UFO demons provide magick weapons to epic bacon thor punisher guys. It’s military base hooters as theocracy— a society of “rugged mystics” new age tattoos wife swapping homoeroticism & hoo rah. Everything about the military is so relentlessly gay in the literal & schoolyard bullying sense. Just look at the casualties in the Iran war; discord moderators & reddit power users. Furry technocracy. Pervert empire.

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

i called the emergency gambling helpline and they put me on speaker and were all laughing at my bets

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

@tybuddhaboy @ungentleGiant The quirk chungus millennials were the most correct about Trump so they get a blockbuster movie as a treat

@lukeburgis I'm in Florence and I'm on my way to peanut punch it out of her hands

My daughter insisted on bringing her American football to Tuscany, clinging to it