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@desertsunsweet Yo but like....you got more of those or...?

I live for Adam Drivers shouting fits in movies

Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed bit.ly/34p9ooF

"We mothers do what we can to keep our sons from the grave." Happy Mother’s Day to every queen, warrior, and Mother of Dragons.

@CharlieHJK7980 I'm a nerd for this shit 😍

Photo on the right is absolutely insane

@MarleyPooSays And I miss you! I always think about you girlfriend💕 we can set something up to get together soon!

@Majew_7 Yes pls, bby 🥺 I miss you terribly

Anybody wanna have a movie night and get drunk with me tonight?

@Majew_7 ugh hubby I would but my job is down here :(

who wants to rent somewhere together so I don’t have to move back to my moms

@courage_always I'm sorry, I just can't ignore beauty like that 😍🥺

@Majew_7 babe stopppp🥺🥰🥰

okay but whO IS SHE?! 10/10

@courage_always I mean, always 💗 but still gotta show everyone your my valentine 🥺💕

@Majew_7 I thought that was just a given?? But okay sounds good🥰

the way nobody has asked me to be their valentine😪

@limetiming AHHH CONGRATS

@courage_always And I you honey 🥺💕💕

@Majew_7 Have i told you lately how much i appreciate you?

all of my kindness is taken for weakness

@MarleyPooSays ME

who’s trynna have a galentine’s day celebration with me this year???

@courage_always And I you, my beloved ♥❤💖

@Majew_7 I love you hubby💗💗

i don’t want to be loved quietly

@courage_always WHAT. im fixing that right now

@Majew_7 I don’t even have your number!!!

not me literally getting ignored lmao