Zipho Majoka

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Zipho Majoka

Zipho Majoka

@Majokaz

God-fearing individual

Durban, South Africa Katılım Aralık 2011
139 Takip Edilen13 Takipçiler
Zipho Majoka
Zipho Majoka@Majokaz·
@NjabbyV @TouchlineTruth If the ball was passed by an Everton player yes it was going to be offside. But in this case Guehi attempted a back pass.
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TOUCHLINE@TouchlineTruth·
Gotta feel for Marc Guehi there. Mistakes like those during a title charge?
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Lee- Lee@Lhiza_2·
This afternoon my mom sent me R50 airtime , I didn’t even ask for it 😭❤️ just now I got a message: ‘Yho eCape Town kuyabanda, can you send R500 for gas 😭🤣🤣 kanti that airtime was a deposit nah ?
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Thomas Mlambo
Thomas Mlambo@thomasmlambo·
Yerr, Chelsea idliwa even during working hours..
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SABC Sport@SABC_Sport·
South Africa, the countdown is ON! SABC 3 is your official home of the FIFA World Cup 2026! Catch 34 matches LIVE on SABC 3, stream on SABC Plus, and stay locked in with SABC radio stations nationwide from 11 June to 19 July. From the Opening Ceremony to the first big clash: Mexico vs South Africa. This is more than football… this is OUR moment. ALL OF US. ALL IN. KAOFELA. Don’t miss a second, only on SABC. #FIFAWorldCup2026 #SABCSport #SABCPlus #SABC3 #FWC2026 #AllOfUsAllInKaofela
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Eugenia@EugeniaNtlhakie·
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Raphael Robinson@Emerging96·
@sirhighbreed @ChrisExcel102 There’s this girl who had me making promises I knew I wouldn’t keep during sex. She said, “Promise me we’ll grow old together,” and I still agreed, knowing that wasn’t happening 😭
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sirhighbreed@sirhighbreed·
How do you reply to “I love you” during sex? When y’all are not even dating?
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Zipho Majoka
Zipho Majoka@Majokaz·
@sirhighbreed Just ignore and continue working because the next question will be "when are you leaving your girlfriend?"
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Zipho Majoka
Zipho Majoka@Majokaz·
@stayEminent The premier league relegates three teams. So if Burnley win all their games they will end with 32 points. Meaning they won't reach 33 points that Westham currently have. I hope I'm making sense.
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Bathong Tshepo@TshepoBacela·
When your ex works at Lewis and you miss a last payment 😭😭💔
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Zipho Majoka
Zipho Majoka@Majokaz·
@luliemasimini I'm not too sure about my name but I'll have to check with my legal team.
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Lulie Masimini
Lulie Masimini@luliemasimini·
Question: are you Gareth Mnisi? Reply: Chairman let me explain - you see when I was born, my grandfather wanted to name me Daniel, but my grandmother decided that I should be named Samson &So my mother went to register me as Gareth. Technically I’m Gareth #MadlangaCommission
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Lucrativedave@_DaveDinero·
@haifah_er_abba My girl told me to get out her face and leave her alone. So I left….. now this lmao
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cute hafserh💞@haifah_er_abba·
The annoying part of dating a 30+ man is when you tell him "Leave me alone", and he says "Ok" and actually leave. 😏😕
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Thomas Mlambo
Thomas Mlambo@thomasmlambo·
Morning ladies and gentlemen.. What was your sporting moment of the weekend?
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Ms VK
Ms VK@Troll_SAfootbal·
Down in KZN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Stock Thieves 👇
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SBUSISO
SBUSISO@SbuMasang·
Kubi madoda kubi🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️‼️
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