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Major D Malpas
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Major D Malpas
@MajorDMalpas
“preposterous account” according to David Leask. My pronouns are Fat/Bastard and I am FAR RIGHT on the universally recognised Starmer Scale.
My garden Katılım Ocak 2012
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@Norther98293017 @AmarettoRory They stifle much development based on hugely theoretical assumptions about future sea level increases due to climate change. A lot of it is bollocks.
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@AmarettoRory @Norther98293017 And very awkward for developers.
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@Norther98293017 @MajorDMalpas Unfortunately for those having the misfortune to interact with it, SEPA is not democratically accountable. It is a clog o development. Moreover, it is very creative in finding ways to squeeze money out of farmers and local authorities.
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@AmarettoRory @ChillyMagma Before SEPA we had The Forth River Purification Board who managed flood and watercourse condition etc. They were a much smaller organisation. Other environmental legislation would have been with the Councils I think.
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@MajorDMalpas @ChillyMagma So, before SEPA (created to conform to EU rules) who was responsible for flooding? Could the function not just go to Local Authorities, which, at least, have democratic accountability?
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@GHmltn I’ve never seen anything like that.
“I mentioned Pearl Harbour once but I think I got away with it”.
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Fucking Hell, please tell me that is AI generated.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥
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Broke my own rules tonight. Responded to some Scotch separatist retards on here. We’re talking about the tiniest of minds here. Small and warped.
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The correct decision but, blimey, it really is impressive - but not surprising - that you can spend £179m on not building a tunnel. Classic Britain.
LBC@LBC
Stonehenge tunnel officially scrapped - after more than £179,000,000 spent on plan lbc.co.uk/article/stoneh…
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@HFT3102000 @thomas_bhoy It’s comical when it’s being used by ethno-nationalists who, in reality, first and foremost object to the fact the man is English.
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@thomas_bhoy The word “racist” being used wrongly 99% of the time means it’s no longer taken seriously.
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Get out of scotland you racist piece of shit
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage
Ed Miliband wants you to drink warm beer. We won’t let Labour come for your pint!
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@ArmstrongT97969 It’s like leaving out your Pythagoras jotter and expecting your Alsatian to complete your homework whilst you go to your mate’s bit to play in a Scalextric tournament.
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@MajorDMalpas They’re fucking retarded even beyond the retardation of Islamists
It’s like banging your head off a concrete wall trying to debate them.
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@MajorDMalpas @alexmassie @antianti69 Good call. If you need it, I can provide absolutely zero IT support for, say £10m ?
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@CSaltroad1 I just muted it. No good ever came with trying to communicate with that kind. I often wonder how their species survived to this point.
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@MajorDMalpas I had a wee look. He's thicker than a whale omelette that one.
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@SimonFalconer1 @LenziePar @_CM_67_ FFS, some outlook. Here’s me wanting to see a renewed economic opportunity for the NE whilst still subsidising renewables and buy time to develop new nuclear. But I’m the parasite? Your closed mind to anyone who wants the best but in a different way to you, is what holds us back.
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@MajorDMalpas @LenziePar @_CM_67_ Then what? Do you just live for the next 20 years and hope another white knight appears? Or do you build an economy with a base of new oil fields, supplemented by an existing revenue stream of renewables, water, whisky and tourism? BritNats are a parasite holding us back
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It’s funny that they are all now chomping at the bit to drill endlessly for oil in the North Sea
Same people who told Scotland 12 years ago that there was fuck all oil left there 🤥😂
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage asks why Keir Starmer isn’t opening up North Sea oil drilling Starmer: "He's now highlighting the consequences of the war he said we should rush into. Then said 'oh, I got that one wrong'. You can't make mistakes about decisions committing to war" #PMQs
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@Perpetual_PIA @mkmkmkmkm110 Listen to yourself. Jealous of anyone who tries to get on a bit in life and spending your time on line badmouthing those that try. I expect you’ll be an idle cunt focussed on “what your owed” rather than your responsibilities to yourself, family and others. Now kindly fuck off.
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@MajorDMalpas @mkmkmkmkm110 Oooooh… you made some money and now you think you’re the G? Plenty of people work hard; they just don’t turn into insufferable, self-important cunts about it. Your entire Yoon-bollocks is ‘I pay tax,’ that’s not success, it’s just proof you’ve got fuck all else going on.
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Everything that is wrong & holding Scotland back in one tweet. Sneering, jealous and small.
We see success and wealth and instead of thinking “brilliant, how can I replicate that” too many think “bastard, how can we take that off him and rubbish his character”.
A sad country.
Laura Webster@LauraEWebsterr
NEW: We reveal Reform's Scottish leader Malcolm Offord's multi-million-pound property "empire", featuring a £2m townhouse in one of the poshest parts of London Further evidence that Reform's bosses are not the Men of the People they present as ... thenational.scot/news/25949245.…
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@Perpetual_PIA @mkmkmkmkm110 Nah, I worked hard, started a business and made a career for myself. Paid lots of tax for your benefits in the process.
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@MajorDMalpas @mkmkmkmkm110 It’s your subservience, forelock-tugging and boot-licking that got you where you are today.
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@Slovdave She should have replied “you have form to be fair, you never told us about Hiroshima or Nagasaki”.
But the Japanese are too respectful for that.
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@MajorDMalpas Just when you think the cringe can't get any worse...
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@conscience_dark He’s went mental, as the young team might say.
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