Major Tom Reports
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Major Tom Reports
@MajorTomMoonboy
MTR: The Vistanauts (orig. music) Major Tom Reports YT, Major Tom & The Moonboys (Bowie) musician, esquire, painter, writer, antiquarian, believer & much less.
Draper, UT Katılım Eylül 2016
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@Phil_Elmore Whatever you do, Phil. Don't report it. No one else is.
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Giving John money is always a mistake. Always. You'd be better off giving a toothless drug addict cash to buy more meth.
Cardiff Electric@CardiffElect
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Stuttering John Withdrew $831.48 from the GoFund Me directly to his own bank. Not his lawyer. Also The GoFundMe is linked to his Misster K email aka James Madison. That’s a Fact Jacques!
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@DengLizard @shalomshuli Well, either ya get more brain damaged OR go into rehab. Dumboob has that effect
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@TommyMMcNulty @DrMegaG Sleepovers can be fun. Look at the stars, tell ghost stories. Eggs, bacon butter toast for breakfast about 7am.. watch cartoons for a bit.. everybody leaves by noon.. not too bad
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@DrMegaG Sleepover at Geno's? He needs the money... blankets... the floor.... forced appearances on his show....
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How many people will be stranded at Rodney’s?
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
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@aFeliciaWorld Nothing personal FG .. but thats Probably the stupidest thing ive read all day.. by far.
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Join me as I stroll the Big Apple. What could go wrong??
#Tookie&Cardiff Knew
Members only Chat because I’m a Hack.
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Thanks @THE1PUN for the puppet.

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@papa_electrico @RobSaulCast Hey! If your redemption arc continues.. that narcan kit could come in handy! (To save some street zombie!)
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@RobSaulCast Lightly lubricated condoms plus lube - whoever sent that is not very efficient.
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@Ramoana @PlanetOfMemes Yeah being cooked would be nice
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@PlanetOfMemes Being cooked/toasted and roasted tomatoes and mushrooms.
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💚MEMBERS ONLY TONIGHT @ 6pm EST 🧡
Me + Hughezy + drinks = absolutely zero self-control.
Just vibes, bad decisions, and whatever happens after the second round 🍻
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@kingofalldicks1 I told a dear loved one that just the other day. The body is amazing. Give it a chance, and like a sci-fi movie, it can heal and rebuild.
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@papa_electrico @BaconFitz6664 Indeed. Despite the “cesspool of ridiculousness”.. lotta cool cats and awesome community
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So happy to see Dabblers come together to help each other. Our boy @BaconFitz6664 got monetized and people lined up to contribute. It made my day just to see the generosity. I think he cleared almost $1,600.
You guys are awesome!!!
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@papa_electrico @TheHughezy Al-Zutt! U might be interested luigi 😚
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They have done bad stuff too.
Redd@ReddCinema
The Taliban banned the sound of women’s voices, singing, or reading in public.
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@AlecosChristen In the garden, admiring the flowers dave
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@RobSaulCast Its sad. As is often the case with such… Gal had some wicked stuff go down as a child, I’m guessing.
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Does this broad even know what planet she’s on? I met a gal like this at rehab. She went by different names based on which multiple personality she was
H U G H E Z Y 🇮🇪@TheHughezy
This is all your fault @TheTommyJordan_ , you hate love
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@dabblindoofus Funny. There will be a May 1 show anyway. He is broke and on coke
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@CMGVR @static_times John will think this really happened and be proud
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@boxtruckcupcake Damn bro. My sons coworker had that 3 weeks ago. 34 yrs old. Blood clots are no joke.
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@rawsalerts @PubWanghaf Naw thats thAt Lamy w*tch. She gets around.
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