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@MajorTomMoonboy

MTR: The Vistanauts (orig. music) Major Tom Reports YT, Major Tom & The Moonboys (Bowie) musician, esquire, painter, writer, antiquarian, believer & much less.

Draper, UT Katılım Eylül 2016
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DEng Lizard
DEng Lizard@DengLizard·
Each of the Duke's "goodbye" streams has been worse than the last, and today's might have been the worst yet. I don't know how I could watch any of it. It feels like I sustained some permanent brain damage.
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Major Tom Reports@MajorTomMoonboy·
@TommyMMcNulty @DrMegaG Sleepovers can be fun. Look at the stars, tell ghost stories. Eggs, bacon butter toast for breakfast about 7am.. watch cartoons for a bit.. everybody leaves by noon.. not too bad
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TommyMMcNulty
TommyMMcNulty@TommyMMcNulty·
@DrMegaG Sleepover at Geno's? He needs the money... blankets... the floor.... forced appearances on his show....
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Felicia Gillespie
Felicia Gillespie@aFeliciaWorld·
There's no such thing as a woman who is a homewrecker. Homes are wrecked from the inside by unaccountable men who need external validation.
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Luigi Greenberg
Luigi Greenberg@papa_electrico·
@RobSaulCast Lightly lubricated condoms plus lube - whoever sent that is not very efficient.
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SaulCast@RobSaulCast·
Jesus Christ someone sent me condoms and a narcan kit 😂 😂 😂
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Little Lemmi
Little Lemmi@0LittleLemmi0·
💚MEMBERS ONLY TONIGHT @ 6pm EST 🧡 Me + Hughezy + drinks = absolutely zero self-control. Just vibes, bad decisions, and whatever happens after the second round 🍻 youtube.com/live/xTX82vBTI…
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Major Tom Reports@MajorTomMoonboy·
@kingofalldicks1 I told a dear loved one that just the other day. The body is amazing. Give it a chance, and like a sci-fi movie, it can heal and rebuild.
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Smooth
Smooth@kingofalldicks1·
Great News for Waterhead. Damage done to the brain by alcohol can be reversed through sustained abstinence.
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Luigi Greenberg
Luigi Greenberg@papa_electrico·
So happy to see Dabblers come together to help each other. Our boy @BaconFitz6664 got monetized and people lined up to contribute. It made my day just to see the generosity. I think he cleared almost $1,600. You guys are awesome!!!
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Alexander
Alexander@AlecosChristen·
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Major Tom Reports@MajorTomMoonboy·
@RobSaulCast Its sad. As is often the case with such… Gal had some wicked stuff go down as a child, I’m guessing.
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Dabblin' Doofus
Dabblin' Doofus@dabblindoofus·
Whatever time Stuttering John sets for his 'farewell show,' Dabbleverse: all shows should go live at the exact same time and ruin his big going away party. Reacts, watchalongs, compilations — flood the zone with better content and watch him rage.
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American cupcake
American cupcake@boxtruckcupcake·
Update: blood clots in my lungs will be removed with surgery in about 2 hours. Going up through my leg and break them up. Apparently I could have died if I didn't get this treated.
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Pub@PubWanghaf·
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