Kirky #1 ⚾️

At this point idc what the final record will be at the end of the season. My benchmark for a successful 2026 season is if the Blue Jays can go TWO full weeks without a new injury.

@schneiderholics This 10x worse than mustache-less Cease.

jumpscare

@moobloomstan He 100% thought the runner would go back to 2nd but when he tried for 3rd he had to make a run for the out!

@AesirAesthetics @FrogChronoTrigr Am I supposed to blame Kojima for that? It's not a 'habit' to make something good and others try to ride It's coattails, that's just what happens.

@FrogChronoTrigr Kojima has a nasty habit of doing something fun, but in so doing establishing a trend that lesser devs pick up on

Cameos are charming when it's Stan Lee or Conan O'Brien in a Lego game and super offputting whenever it's this Once again, Kojima is not innocent

@Hockey_Is_All The little side stories are helping me keep my sanity during this season so far. Seeing new players like Andrews, Valanzuela, Sanchez, Macko, and others make their debuts is still really special! (Individual game outcomes notwithstanding)

Ngl, if you don't feel a little twinkle in your heart watching a 30+ year-old dude make his big league debut after like 8+ years in the minors, then you simply must be dead inside Tanner Andrews forever

@Montreal_Expos Would that be so bad? The team could play in Spitz Stadium!

Like seriously what kind of question is this, is Lethbridge an option or something

@GaryGrennan1 @JohnnyGiunta_ The Ice Trey Scoop!

@JohnnyGiunta_ The Yesavage Scoop! Sounds like an ice cream cone to be sold at the stadium

Trey Yesavage intentionally drops this ground ball 😳

@dmach87 @JohnnyGiunta_ Don't even joke dude 😭 If the Jays pick up Manoah the season is over!

@JohnnyGiunta_ I heard someone was a FA

Fuck this season dude

@Rechardart I'd switch Sekiro and DS3, otherwise hard agree. Hubs that are actual locations in the game world are top tier!

Souls hub areas ranked cause why not

@yanksphiIs NOTHING would have prepared me for this! Not once in my life have I seen someone use toothpaste like this. It's an abomination.

bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen

@KeeganMatheson This season is just a fucking mess. Sure some of the big boys are underperforming but half of the roster coming and going off the IL constantly is never good for any team.

News: Dylan Cease is going to be placed on the 15-day IL (left hamstring) #BlueJays

@BangingTags @BlueJays @alejandro_kirk @MLB @MLB_Mexico @MexicoBeis @mlbespanol Let me tell you about Strongmen and Sumo Wrestlers!

@BlueJays @alejandro_kirk @MLB @MLB_Mexico @MexicoBeis @mlbespanol I'll never see a guy that size as an "athlete" but I have to apologize to Kirky. This time without him has shown the value he brings to the club.

On the rehab grind 💪 Great to see you, Captain 😁

@BlueJays @alejandro_kirk @MLB @MLB_Mexico @MexicoBeis @mlbespanol Missing you everyday Captain! Can't wait to see you back in the lineup!

@CodifyBaseball Players weren't using ABS from 2001-2025! Were they stupid?

MLB Balls & Strikes Calls Overturned With ABS: 2000: 0 2001: 0 2002: 0 2003: 0 2004: 0 2005: 0 2006: 0 2007: 0 2008: 0 2009: 0 2010: 0 2011: 0 2012: 0 2013: 0 2014: 0 2015: 0 2016: 0 2017: 0 2018: 0 2019: 0 2020: 0 2021: 0 2022: 0 2023: 0 2024: 0 2025: 0 2026: 1,697 so far

@JomboyMedia An what is the little Dino's name?

UCLA pitcher Angel Cervantes keeps a mini dinosaur named Jerry on the mound with him every time he pitches

@RiderCharlatan @JestrogenP1ll It's better to just assume every story on Reddit is made up and work backwards fom there.

@JestrogenP1ll >not being able to instantly tell a fake reddit story Yeah I can see why you're a failed comedian and a lesbian.

Straight sex genuinely seems awful

@Gate14Pod Why is half the team dead or dying?

Jays win series with Pirates. Questions for tonight's pod ⬇️⬇️

@KeeganMatheson Missing him everyday!

Alejandro Kirk is throwing on the field this morning. (He’s the dot to the left of the foul pole, in the middle). Hitting is still going to be his last hurdle, but he’s getting closer. Kirk is the biggest missing piece this season. #BlueJays

girl I'm bored, let's edit an already good design with personal headcanon additions due to aforementioned boredom

@varshos_glove Corbin's pronouns are American/Patriot

How MLB players would react if you asked their pronouns Patrick Corbin: “I use any pronouns! Thanks for asking!"