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Had a blast meeting @davidduchovny in London in November. And couldn’t miss the opportunity to see him perform in London again #02sheperdsbushempire #davidduchovny #hearteyes
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To celebrate the holiday weekend, I’m giving $5,000 to someone random who reposts this post (must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win!)
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@DHLParcelUK DHL keeps updating the delivery of my parcel and changing time. When will it be delivered? 41916321021016
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@mintlicoricetea Fingers crossed he does another tour next year! His gigs are amazing
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@MSRouuuuf Omg I think he’s wearing the bracelet that I made for him 😍
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@MSRouuuuf Dutch people came prepared 😊 none of my pics from the London gig look like that 😄
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Whoever is on the cover of the Gestureland album, I’m sure they are from an Eastern European country. I have exactly the same photo growing up in USSR 😄 #DavidDuchovny #gestureland @davidduchovny

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Any woman I date does not have a job.
Why would I be working so hard to have hundreds of millions for my woman to waste her life enslaved for pennies?
No.
I will give you a life you could never ever afford, ever.
Private jets.
5 star hotels.
New cars.
Endless spending money and diamonds.
You will be rich because you are praying for me everyday and protecting my spirit.
I work in the physical world and she works in the spirit realm.
Women shouldnt have to work because being a good partner is a full time job for a woman.
She has to look good.
All the beauty treatments are time intensive. Not about money, takes alot of TIME.
She has to train everyday and stay in fantastic shape.
Shop to look amazing next to me.
I know there are some men who do 100x more than this on a daily basis but females are not as organised as men and achieving anything significant causes them huge amounts of stress.
They need to have huge sections of their day empty to waste or they will have a mental breakdown.
And do you want a woman whos stressed and angry after the commute? Unshaven and exhausted?
Or do you want a barbie doll whos always smiling and saying "thank youuuuuu!" because she did her nails and bought new Prada that day?
As a man - unless youre a loser - youre already filthy rich, right?
You can get endless sex anyway, girls are easy.
So what can a girl give you? Happiness, vibes! Always smiling.
Take the edge off a stressful life.
Can she always be happy if shes been working all day?
No.
She has to wake up at 11, gym till 1, one appointment and some shopping, dressed beautiful by 7pm for you to finish working and tell you how strong you are.
No matter how pissed off you are she has to always be laughing and smiling and writing you little notes about how youre perfect.
And she has to be playful and funny.
She cant do that if she has a job.
So your job is being my girlfriend and now youre a millionaire congratulation's.
Behave and aim for the promotion to wife.
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Thank you 🇩🇪 for being amazing hosts. Great fans, great food and great foliage! We will be back! #DavidDuchovny #Hamburg #Cologne #Europe2024



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