MakingAMessier

Rolling Stones. Coors Light. How’s your Sunday night?

@ccmembersonly Barstool American

The knuckles-forward fat guy posture with the uneven fat guy shoulders. Also featuring the unshaven face, glasses and the single arm sleeve. 8.8/10 - a very good specimen. At auction this would fetch a nice number.

@chadfinglebutt 12 minute mile? Isn’t that basically a walk

genuinely what is the purpose of posting your 12 minute mile run on your instagram story 🤣

@KinyobiBiru Hell yeah 🤝

@MakingAMessier Nigga collecting the intellectuals in the comments

My bio isn’t lying #firsttry

@TLBTommy Beast

@MakingAMessier Mogged #firsttry #nopracticetests

@CWILLIAMSMVP Plays

I feel like in the summer, ice cream and a pretty sunset is a perfect first date. Thoughts?

I am very sorry! #ImSorryWomen

This week I will be trying not bringing my phone to the gym with me. Hoping it will cut down on my time there and unrape my screen addicted brain a little bit

Dust storm? Fella I’m in

It feels so good when I manage to save NYT games until the end of the day #maxprestigeslave

@tmortontime123 Tommy Morton’s anti-chud gym rat demon time arc. Stay tuned folks #itstime

Wish I could see Bobby Cox give this bitch a piece of his mind.

@FavaAnthony @shortmagsmle 100% agree. But her hand is still up calling the strike when he asks for a review

@shortmagsmle Generally a 3-0 count has the most generous strike zone imaginable

Watch this video…and then think about female judges

@MakingAMessier Ain’t shit on his wrist

Can’t hang like I used to. Embarrassing

@MakingAMessier Not on my watch buddy

@MakingAMessier This is so gay dude

McGregor are you retarded😂

@MantisTobogMD You could say that

@MakingAMessier Little shaky in the morning pal?

@ballschr1s Can a nigga live? #buzzkill

@MakingAMessier “Bro yeah I’m gonna bring the pitch counter out so I can keep track of how many beers I can drink and then tell everyone”

@HughJanus556 Patriot

I AM THE WHITE MONSTER