Caroline Elaine

If Taylor swift released a 10 min version of “Dear John” I would need to take a week off work

never call Taylor greedy again

TEXAS NEXT PLEASE

PAP SMEARS ARE MILDY UNCOMFORTABLE AND EMBARRASSING AT WORST. STOP FEARMONGERING. STOP LIVING IN FEAR!!!!! you know what’s more painful than a pap smear? CERVICAL CANCER.

Hands up if you’re tired of people posting ai slop of what chat gpt thinks they would look at the met gala

Just a reminder before presale Kacey Musgraves is anti-trump, anti-ice, pro-choice, pro-gay, uhh what else. Don’t buy tickets if you are true patriot

@spaceyamanda My friend paid $225 for Amex sale

Did anyone see what the price of pit tickets were for Kacey?

if you didn't suffer through this stars season I actually don't want to talk to you for the next week

PRAYER CIRCLE: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 the Stars 🕯 WIN GAME 5 🕯 tonight 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Honestly if the stars can’t win the Stanley I hope Buffalo does

If you have to use ChatGPT to order your coffee, you’re a fucking idiot and I hope your drink is awful🥰

Aww sweet little “Tortured Poets Department”

Now refund everyone who in the last 5 years has been a victim of dynamic pricing, bot activity, bot bans, people who have been subjected to identity verification…

No one and I mean no one is eating people up like buffalo

I’m obsessed with @BuffaloSabres Twitter rn

i am being tortured by the entity known as houston astros baseball

WRITE THAT

the houston astros have announced that the girl reading this will be going on the IL with a Grade 2 shoulder strain

the entire nhl has an anti stars vibe that i DONT fuck with