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@nickimoraa I would cave their head in with a scaffold tube

Be truthful: would you remove someone from your house for being unkind to your pet?

@horis___ @TateTheTalisman Thanks horis I appreciate that

@MalIards @TateTheTalisman Vouch

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@slothy_420 Perch Perkins

gun to your head name a fish

Target does WHAT?

This made me chuckle.

Bro how the fuck we gonna hide the smell when it smells the same

@nenbtw @MurfsHello Well in healthcare I guess I’m glad you take it so seriously. Hope you manage to find time to unwind in other ways at least everyone needs it.

@MalIards @MurfsHello once again, I never said you can’t my response to the og tweet is that not everyone who goes to college is doing it to party i absolutely love my work and strive to help, inform, and encourage patients

I’m gonna let my kids go 100k into debt so they can suck on bottles and play grab ass at the bar for 4 years

the weather sucks today

@nenbtw @MurfsHello Yeah but on the other hand you can genuinely care about your academics and have a good time, you work to live not live to work 😁

@MalIards @MurfsHello never said you can’t make money if you party and drink, never said you can’t make money if you didnt go to college? im saying you CAN be a college student who genuinely cares about their academics

@nenbtw @MurfsHello I never went to uni, make more than the majority of muppets that did and I take drugs all the time you don’t need to be a homo to do well in life you can be a wreck head just don’t make it an excuse 😁

@MalIards @MurfsHello np, i have my priorities

@harrisoniscool6 @Marknorthumber @Anglojake @itvnews @BBCNews @SkyNews No but we should send back undocumented men sneaking into the country by nefarious means

@Marknorthumber @Anglojake @itvnews @BBCNews @SkyNews so you agree we should deport all the white british sexual offenders too? or does that not count seeing as they’re ‘our own people’ ?

So UK shop Lush has put this sign up in all of its shops across the UK. Imagine the family’s of those raped and murdered by asylum seekers having to see this. Why are high street shops allowed to put political messages like this up ? @itvnews @BBCNews @SkyNews

@nenbtw @MurfsHello Gay

@MurfsHello currently in my 4th year of college premed - double majoring biology and chemistry, minoring in psychology been to 1 party and disliked it, never smoked never drank it’s up to the parents to teach kids’ the value of responsible and correct decisions

Onion milk nigga

Powerful

@PhilipDawson1 @billymooreAPBD Tell the cunt to get a litter picker instead of a chip and pin

@billymooreAPBD Why call him names? You might not agree with what he is doing, but abusing him doesn't help anyone. If he wasn't doing the job, someone else would be. If we want to live in a clean, tidy country, one we can all be proud of, then there needs to be consequences for littering.

This elderly man was targeted today (easy victim) by some cowardly young bum squeak who works for Liverpool City Council, he was dishing out fines on County Road in Liverpool!! This area is socially and economically deprived, people are skint and haven’t got a pot to piss in!! The man put a cigarette butt down a grid and was fined £150!! The council litter police, who was a proper jobs worth by the way, would not dare approach someone who would tell him to just fuck off because he hasn’t got the balls!!

Nae bother Tom ya dopey cunt

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