Malachi Bridgerton

Rui hachimura broke asf, gimme a team of 5 lebrons

The jets. That’s all.

Will Campbell what the fuck. Fight and die more like jerk it and get run down by some fat black guy. Fitfo bro stop cracking your college qbs girl #fuck #doordash

@MrBillAdams_ I gave mark Wahlberg a bump outside the stadium he WILL be there. Lock it in

Getting word Mark Wahlberg has blacked out in a bar across the street from Levi Stadium, THROW THE HOUSE ON NO #kalshi

@WillyWoj @fitted2tuff #lickmytaint

@fitted2tuff Buddy, the better player won. Relax it’s ok. It is what is is and the facts are there. #matthewstaffordMVP

That’s fucking gay. Fuck NFL honors. I know my real MVP. Now go prove yourself Sunday, pookie. #drakemaye

Staffords kids be looking like the twins from the shining. I don’t fucking like it. #drakemaye #fuck

Gonna cheef the geek bar in honor of black history month #lank #EpsteinFiles

Wife said she wants me tonight. Gonna fuck her while I think about Drake Maye. #fuck

@smitywityobitty @coachjfranklin @HokiesFB @coachjfranklin do you be cheefin the geek bar

2nd week of classes. Faded all but the mandatory one. Middle row and not early at all. Have yet to complete the wordle. Bong snap should be waiting for me at home. Chiefing my vape all class. @coachjfranklin @HokiesFB

Just looked over at my 16 year old fat fuck son that only plays video games and jerks it and just threw my beer at him. If he can’t play natty ball at least he can get me a beer when told #shouldvepulledout #fuck

As if this game couldn’t get any better you show her on the screen #bust

Drake Maye hitting the blackjack tables with his brothers after winning a playoff game is realest thing I’ve seen in a minute

@fitted2tuff @MrBillAdams_ Sounds like what big Johndid to me at dtd back in the day

@MrBillAdams_ Put the franks hot in her eyes

Told the missus to put a cuppah beers in the fridge, stupid fuck tossed a few upside down. She’s gonna hate to see me once these are put back #Retard

@suckit4tha1time Looks like your typical IU bar

anyone hitting the slopes? #needit #yes

CJ Stroud is just a little bit of white face away from being as shit as Josh Allen. #fuckingbaggedoutinanArbys #fuck

No glove on the throwing hand in case niggas need a QB. You can’t fool me, Thomas Edward

@fitted2tuff I hate when that happens every Monday - Friday #fuck

Be careful of the black ice out there guys. I was on my way to pick up little Johnny from kinda gahden, hit a patch of black ice… ended up at the likka sto #fuckyes Too bad I’m a certified beeh sippa #millerlite #fuckmykid

Might as well give us the natty trophy now. This Miami team made up of a bunch of swim team models and some dudes who couldn’t catch a ball if I shoved it down their throat. #FU #bagafter?

@fitted2tuff 49 cents to throw off a bridge at passing cars sounds like a win to me #fuck

Down $399.51 on the night #fuckthebrook #fuck