Count Malachi
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Count Malachi
@MalachiCrunch
Issuer of witless repartee, possessor of limited intellect, denier of things self-evident, rejector of proscripted acceptance, reenactor of oxymoronic paradox.
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@integr8d @JoJoFromJerz You'll never Xmeet someone more full of $hit, hypocrisy, and hyperbole than this lazy, jobless, money-grubbing, welfare-wasting, husbandless, shrew-harpy-beggar in New Jersey.
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@JoJoFromJerz Didn’t one of the Big Pharma Corps, that you told us to never question, just admit to side effects from the poke?
Come to think of it, you’re literally a walking, talking side effect🤣
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Sometimes it feels like a fever dream to remember that we went through a once in a lifetime global pandemic with this sociopathic shit-for-brains at the “helm.”
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Four years ago today, as Americans were dying Q: Without a vaccine, why do you think the virus will just be gone? Trump: It's gonna go. It's gonna leave. It's gonna be gone. It's gonna be eradicated. And it might take longer. It might be in smaller sections
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@SybilStalloneTV @theperfectboobs 😭😭🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭<BREATHE>😭🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂🤣🤣😜🤪😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 <GULP MORE AIR> 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😜🤪😂 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 🤡
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@theperfectboobs Down again for days. How about an update?
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I’m doing an Only Fans - probably free subscription should I capitalize on my Welder chic thing - FLASH DANCE 😎
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.@theperfectboobs has been down for a couple of days now. Hope this one isn't a doozy!
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@TrishaTMBMETAL Fedex it to me and I'll return it to you zipped.
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There are times a little help would be nice
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Good morning I bought some new boxers for myself time to stop wearing my ex’s too big for me now anyway- time for new things and new memories-shedding is a process you don’t realize the stuff you are holding onto
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Quote tweet the body part you’re most proud of.
Keep it clean.
Don’t keep it clean.
Who am I to tell you what to do.
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A connection from the other mountain I’ve been wanting to explore rapid accent
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That’s the best I can do my face just won’t betray me
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Good morning ☀️ last morning of dog duties -kinda bummed I could house sit and animal duty as a side gig I would travel too - I am itching for a road trip
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@JimmyJoeYam #powerofthepussy
She’s got his mind all fucked up.
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@femalebodybuil6 So juiced. She can sing bass in the Oak Ridge Boys.
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Building Muscle Mass Warning - The 4 Deadly Side Effects Of Muscle Building Workouts (6 photo) : bit.ly/3V28Pcd
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