Malcolm Meatball

@devonwoodsmoke Hi Marcus, which day are you at the Meat up festival in Manchester?

Looking forward to Country & ‘Cue festival near Reading this Sunday, come along and say hi..

@WHATSFORDlNNER Lunch

What’s the first thought that comes to mind when you see this ? 🤔

APPEAL   On the evening of Thursday 17th October a number of masked people burgled my home in the Castle Eden area in the North East.   They escaped with jewellery, other valuables and a good deal of personal items. Many of those items have real sentimental value for me and my family.  They are irreplaceable.   This is an appeal for any help in finding these people who carried out this act.   By far the worst thing about this crime is that it was carried out whilst my wife and 2 young children were in the house. Thankfully, none of my family came to any physical harm. Understandably, however, the experience has had an impact on their emotional and mental state. All we can think about is how much worse this situation could have been.   I am releasing photographs of some of the stolen items - which I hope may be easily identified - in the hope that we can find the people who are responsible for this.   Although we have lost cherished possessions, to be clear, my sole motivation in sharing these photographs is not the recovery of material items. It is to catch the people who did this.   Please come forward and contact Durham Constabulary on 101 quoting crime reference CRI00575927 if you think that you have any relevant information.   Finally, I want to say thank you to the police service. Both now and whilst I was away in Pakistan, their support for my family has been outstanding.  They continue to work incredibly hard in trying to find these people.

Club Director, Albert Valdes, has kindly donated two all expenses paid hospitality tickets in our Sponsors Lounge for Saturday's fixture versus Chesterfield for one of our Twitter followers. The best part? You could be in with a chance of winning them ⤵️ (1/2)

To be in with a chance of winning, simply retweet this message, and a winner will be drawn at 5pm on Thursday 24th August. Remember, you must be following the club to be in with a chance. Good luck everyone 🤞 (2/2)

@HLIntAgreements @RefugeesAtHome No s**t

Today we've published our report on the UK-Rwanda Memorandum of Understanding The UK Gov should not have made the agreement to relocate asylum seekers to Rwanda as a mere political agreement without parliamentary scrutiny or legally enforceable safeguards committees.parliament.uk/work/6766/ukrw…

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@altrinchamfc A good night despite the loss. What happened to the fanzone? I was looking forward to a sausage naan and pint of craft ale….

It wasn't our night tonight but we just want to take this moment to thank each and every one of you who came down to back the boys tonight. 3683 of you! Tremendous support 👏👏 #COYR 🔴⚪️

MISSING: Charlie O'Brien, 12, was last seen around 4.20pm yesterday in John Leigh Park, riding his black Carrera mountain bike. He is 4'11 tall and of medium build, and was wearing a white Adidas top, white shorts and black Puma pumps.

@OnceAFarmer @Shrops_Salumi chilli and ale 👌🏼😍

Right, I am looking for small UK charcuterie producers. I am fed up of the bland stuff found in supermarkets and want to support smaller businesses. Any ideas?

@AldiUK Kamado, best £350 I’ve ever spent!

Best thing you’ve ever bought from Aldi? Go!

I have finally recovered emotionally enough to tell the story of a Zoom corporate gig I did earlier this year which ended with the client interrupting what I was doing, asking me to do something else, and me responding by playing "Happy Birthday" on the clarinet and hanging up.

@KickBrainTumors Yes, many. 2 deaths, 4 with ‘long covid’, life changing. Thankfully, a high proportion have fully recovered.

Do you personally know anyone that has contracted COVID-19? No names, just yes or no.

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@theribmankamado @smokeymaysbbq @theNotorious_pb

Like I suspect a number of scientists I've been quizzed by a variety of friends and family on COVID, and its gone up recently because (a) school is back and so people can feel change around them and (b) there is a change in stats in across countries in Europe.

@JoeBangles11 Everyone knows that Stilton is the King of all cheese!

CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS World Cup Of Cheese Winner vs World Cup Of Cheese Winner 🧀🥇❤️

@jet2tweets hi, we are travelling to Cyprus on the 26-8. I understand we need a covid test before flying and provide evidence. Can you give definitive info on evidence required please?

😡 is this your disrespectful child roaming the streets at 10pm last night pulling up our tree? If you could teach your child some respect we would appreciate it. #altrincham #hale #timperley