Malcolm

Just heard local MP had car and parents car vandalised - is this the democracy we want - we should all demand a @CLeslieMP poster at once!!!

My twitter photo is so so appropriate - #chaos - oh well, only 5 years to go to the next one - or could be November....January...April......

Looks like "sell in May and go away" could apply to more than shares in 2015 - #chaos

#chaos - after 7 May - last one on ferry or at airport - please put the lights out.....

So - Conservatives largest party - Labour minority government - supported by SNP - LibDem and UKIP sniping - #chaos - time to leave.....

Just to rant on - waiting for plumber since Thursday - promised Saturday, promised Monday, promised today - bull****

Why is it plumbers, electricians and plasters do not come when booked, do not phone and just disappear off the b***** earth - grrrrrrr!!!

On train to London - two men talking about gas installations - so far 22 f**ks 14 sh*ts 3 a***holes etc etc - hope you are not a customer!!

Eugene Byrne says Stoke Bishop in Bristol a "rotten borough" - gets stung by bees less than a year later - coincidence????

@marciaj68 Thanks for follow. Have a look at @WhichLoco - where all the fun happens!!

@JuliaClarke_BCH Cannot believe you are at Bristol Community Health and only contact is via twitter!!

@Javenscroft @tomravenscroft Am in London 9/10/11 Dec - could give it a go then - will see if I can interest those guys at @WhichLoco

Apologies absence - busy reading Tweets - nothing new here - went to Greece - was burgled - ran half marathon - and felled a giant conifer!!

That should put Dr Who fans in a spin!!! Great choice for Malcolms everywhere!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all loco spotters everywhere - enjoy your day!!

Wzard of Oz is really very political - Yellow Brick Road (LibDem) - Somewhere over the Rainbow (Labour) - Busily Doing Nothing (Cons) ......

@DeeFrodo Will it be a memorial breakfast wake??

@FrankBoggis Dinas on Welsh Highland Railway - as per following tweet

@paulwaugh @j_freedland Excellent!! Anything that makes Bercow unhappy cannot be all bad!!

@Ginner_Bo You are very very lucky - all people worry me!!!