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@AllenKessler No cheese is called a hamburger bro!

I'll have a cheeseburger plain, no toppings and no cheese.

@bp22 Ahhh that’s how we find what elements are on planets and stars!

@Malcolm_Bex No, hyperspectral.

Let's just say I could take a picture from space and show you where all the methamphetamine labs were in your town. Do you think your town would be a customer of that product? #Hyperspectral #Osint #ComingSoon

@tj_jurk Surrounding yourself with all walks of life is a humbling experience

Surrounding yourself with “high achievers” is cool but I argue you should also mix in “regular people” who are content and satisfied with their lives. You’re likely to settle somewhere in the middle of these two groups of people. Constantly chasing “more” isn’t always optimal.

@spraggy There’s a time and place for everything. Out with the old in with the new

The removal of the 3.5mm headphone jack from mobilr phones is one of, if not, the biggest design errors of the 21st century.

@riehlro @DougPolkVids If you include buyins and after taxes probably not much

Million Dollar Game - lost a 1m+ pot bluffing w/ a missed straight draw 25k HUNL WSOP Final - lost most of my stack bluffing w/ a missed straight draw HU Duel 100k match - lost my stack bluffing w/ a missed straight draw My big takeaway - Need to start hitting some straights

@CaitlinComeskey “Always gotta’ see the flop.”

No one is folding to ur 3bet in Texas, y’all. We seeing the damn flop.

@dmoongirl Better hope for some downhill slopes and wind at your back

My friend owns strip clubs in Milwaukee. They sponsor a golf outing every Aug. He’s laying 50k to my $500 I can’t drive the ball 278 yards at next year’s event. I get one tee-off per hole. Standard course. No shenanigans. Weather elements included. Am I winning? (current swing👇🏼)

@LandonTice @berkey11 Just get pet insurance

Pupdate: the owners didn’t claim them so we have the ability to keep them. @berkey11 is saying he is indifferent leaning not keep but is open to keeping the dogs contingent on me paying $1500/mo. for cleaning fees + others. I really want the dogs but a lot of responsibility.

@themouthmatusow @JoshuaArieh Winners don’t make excuses

Just to make it fair I’ll stab you in the knee and the side and back and lay 2 to 1 on cross book @JoshuaArieh this way you’ll be playing in the same pain I play with everyday! Need to play even playing field? #fair👀

@RealKidPoker I’d bet you military drones can stay up in the air for days! Civilian drones not so much

It’s still going. Drones can’t stay up in the air for hours

@SStricklandMMA Coinflip situation

Two options. 1. A 100 billion, but you can never touch a woman again. 2. Homeless and poor but top 10s whenever you want. You can even marry one. What do you pick?

@jasonbsu Your health and longevity should be incentive enough!

On weight loss bets You’re using the fear of losing money to change your habits in an attempt to get healthy, and all this does is teach you that the only way you can motivate yourself is through the fear of losing money. If you do this: The new habits may stick for a while. But in the long run, you’re drawing dead—because you’re gonna relapse once the fear of losing the money is gone, end up right back where you started, and probably go through the whole cycle again and again. There’s only one way out of this. It requires you to face a much more important fear. Not around losing money. But the fear of not living the life that you know you’re capable of—the fear that you’re going to keep getting in your own way of taking care of yourself, feeling good, performing at high levels, and being the person who you know you are, but aren’t showing up as. This is the real stuff. It's not the easiest way. But it's the only way—and if you don’t face this things and just make it about money, I promise you’ll just get fat and lazy again.

@modelmilarose That ass is outta control 😍

@RealKidPoker @RadioAmanda The stress of travel makes me sweat so that’s a hard YES!

So @RadioAmanda requested a poll: You shower in the morning, get on a plane for three hours, and are home Is another shower required when you get home?

@JasonYungLiu @Be2the9s @berkey11 You fucked around and found out. Don’t play in Hell’s Kitchen if you can’t handle the heat!

When keeping it real goes wrong...

@Poker_Traveler Live

Which do you prefer? #poker

@TheChaseADavis @danmflowery Health and longevity should be enough motivation in itself! But I understand everyone is wired differently!

@danmflowery Sounds good. I'll bring a scale if I make it down. I'm also okay to do virtual, and I'm not trying to Bill Perkins size it either. Just looking for something to keep me motivated and from regressing.

294=>256 lbs from pre-wsop to now. Some failures, but this is a success. I seem to be plateauing though, so who wants a weight loss bet?