Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor
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Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor
@MalikSmithJM
Real Estate Associate (S-3772) | Columnist @jamaicaobserver | BSc. Economics & Finance | Investor 📈 | Patriot 🇯🇲
Jamaica Katılım Mayıs 2021
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@MrVegasMusic I've bought a bottle of water for less than $40 in the supermarket.
Big up PGJ
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@AIZAWASENSI That's wild! Man gone on an impromptu booty call with YOUR vehicle and have the police ah hunt you.
You can't make this up 💀
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@MalikSmithJM The tank did full and that was the first red flag, it make me check the dash cam.
E dawg get a call mid going to the supermarket and guh portie guh fuck ah woman.
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Dawg borrow the fit, skate it go all the way from Mobay to Portland and come back.
Man said he was going to the supermarket.
Man also ran from police and make them issue bench warrant fimi veeks
Did haffi reason wid the Sgt. of Mobay fi dem nuh take weh me tings.
Your Car Guy@KasajjaAndrew3
As a car owner/driver what's that one most painful or annoying experience you've been through before?
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@micetor Hold on there was a cinema in Mandeville in the last 15 years?
I thought this was a super old pic until I saw 'Guardians of the Galaxy' on the board.
When did it close?
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@King_Scxtt Mi just read this and can feel the money burning
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Oh I got this one
6 months after buying my first car I had a crystallised hose that led to the engine overheating. Blew the head gasket on North South Highway, had to tow it to an Ochi mechanic and then wrecker it back to Kingston.
Your Car Guy@KasajjaAndrew3
As a car owner/driver what's that one most painful or annoying experience you've been through before?
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@_yahgetbun Good catch lol but it's fan made
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@Mark_Bytes Blue, pink, black.
No brainer for me
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@MalikSmithJM That sucks! Nd I had this whole idea that the next movie I watch I’d travel to the different branches. The next is Ochi but still I won’t have the mobay experience
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@Mark_Bytes Who's offering the programme? Could you send me details
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@JamaicaObserver Wow this is rough, especially with all the new movie trailers that have been coming out, this year is gonna be massive.
A rich person who loves cinema can't buy the building, renovate it, start their own cinema so the western side of the country can have the opportunity as well?
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Palace Amusement Company Limited has announced the permanent closure of its Multiplex Montego Bay cinema following damage caused by Category 5 Hurricane Melissa at the location last October.
jamaicaobserver.com/2026/03/20/pal…
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@cee_suella Don't fully get where it came from or the angle, cause the current admin up north would fully agree loool
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Part of Jamaica's problem is we tend to call it corruption when established or well off people do it.
For everybody else we call it hustling.
bag.@richricebag
Corruption in Jamaica has become so ingrained in the society. Makes me sick to my stomach.
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@AthenaMarley Yup, they also have the cheapest supermarket in KSA according to the CAC, only thing is that location is all the way up Stony Hill
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@_yahgetbun From their perspective this tactic is pretty smart, especially if the energy situation really gets ugly, the Taiwanese might start turn on the govt.
But it would have to get really bad. I just hope them nuh kick off nuh war in the asia-pacific 😭
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@OliviaSinJa Isn't that pretty good compared to most ppl or am I delusional?
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@mauroytweets YouTube. Literally has everything valuable on it
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@tonnidaniella1 @RazrThinblade Thanks much, found out my car was inspected in Singapore lol and it seems like they didn't mess with the odometer reading
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@RazrThinblade You can use inspectionsapp.jp to check the real mileage
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@JordizzleJ We'll have to reinstate work from home and school from home.
Only essential services will need to be constantly using their vehicles.
We may also have to ration a set amount of litres per week for every vehicle and find a way to track it. This is ofc if everything goes south.
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@Jhevvvv Well at least them seem like dem raised right loool
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