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this is the worst end of the world since my 5th incarnation back then the world just ended they didn’t broadcast or tell you in advance on social media

@spectatorindex @golfwangsnorlax so much for my happy ending 💔

BREAKING: European gas prices surge by 25%

@cz_binance ok we get it everyone loves Dubai but me

If you want "false news" all the time, then Dubai is not for you.

@Houseofeden007 how are you even alive?

Giving your beer the proper nitro base

@yadfarms cats are best

enjoi

@poordart the Zionists screwed everyone over in Dubai tbh

Dubai real estate is going to trade negative People are gonna pay you to take ownership of their property

@zerohedge bro went from golden age to destroying the entire world in under 2 years

*TRUMP: US KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR ATTACK *TRUMP: NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL ON SOUTH PARS *TRUMP: IF QATAR'S LNG IS ATTACKED AGAIN, US WILL RETALIATE

@Kekist_Ponderer @cyan_duck @uncledoomer yall sound fat lazy and afraid fr

@cyan_duck @MalloryUltra @uncledoomer Got to live somewhere too. Don't forget the transport. Plus customers for your stuff. Where did this sudden infestation of "bootstraps" clowns come from? Criminy.

with what money you fucking retard

@WhiteHouse @POTUS We didn’t bomb part of it but we’ll bomb the rest if you bomb someone else

Statement from President Trump on South Pars Gas Field:

@malonebarry @grncndls wonder where all the billions went, obviously epstein related im sure

In honour of the closure of the metaverse, I would like to re-up one of the worst videos ever recorded.

Pasteurized milk is a processed food I used to think raw milk was simply about being more nutritious, which is certainly true I have come to realize that the enzymes are even more important Lactase, lactoferrin, amylase, catalase, ect… all destroyed by pasteurization These enzymes are essential in metabolizing the milk and important for overall health Here are some of the enzymes in milk and there properties: - Catalase: Acts as an antioxidant, breaking down hydrogen peroxide into water and oxygen to prevent oxidative stress within the milk - Amylase: Assists in the breakdown of starch into sugars - Lactoferrin: immune system boosting, designed to protect the nursing young from infection, protects you from getting sick from any contaminants in the milk - Lactoperoxidase: one of the most abundant enzymes, anti-microbial, inhibits the growth of a wide range of bacteria, including Salmonella and Staphylococcus aureus - Lipase: essential for lipid metabolism, responsible for the hydrolysis of milk fats into free fatty acids and glycerol These enzymes prove that milk should be raw, the way God intended Lactase is the same enzyme they give lactose intolerant people, found in REAL milk Other enzymes literally prevent any kind of pestilence the milk could have Milk is perfect the way it is

@Cointelegraph This time though, we swear

🇺🇸 TODAY: Senator Cynthia Lummis says "we are so close this time" on the crypto market structure bill, with an April markup expected after Easter recess.

@spaceandtech_ @MONstarGeneral the water is making the crabs hermaphrodites

🚨 Scientists in India discover a rare crab that is half male, half female.

@hopes_revenge @based16z i swear it’s going toward a good cause

goddess may i have 200B for the iran war?

@disclosetv dollars are total vapourwear

JUST IN - Pentagon asks the White House ​to ​approve a more ⁠than $200,000,000,000 ​billion request ​to the U.S. Congress to ​fund ​the Iran War — WaPo

Can I get a BRRRRRRRRRRR

@zerohedge sorry what

Australia Has One Month Before Energy Crisis And Fuel Rationing zerohedge.com/geopolitical/a…

@DaveShapi glorified search engine for the most part

@NewsyJohnson @b0newalljackson meh the exchanges fucked us all

bears are 100x more greedy than bulls. bulls want everyone to win. bears want everyone to suffer so that they alone can win. Newsy Johnson