mallory rice

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mallory rice

mallory rice

@Mallory_Rice

writer & editor

Katılım Şubat 2009
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
sorry can’t hang out it’s too humid
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
@Bre_positive17 🙏🏼 🎣 will never reveal where the trophy trout reside (bc i still can’t find them)
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
PSA: @lindsaydevon is the real deal. i regularly think about sentences of hers that i read 7-10 years ago. pre! order!
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
now that i know my pilates instructor used to live in richard brautigan’s house (“bullet holes all over the place from when he’d get drunk and try to shoot the wall clock”), i am in the best shape of my life
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
(ew to my phrasing not coco obviously who is 10/10 in every way)
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
asked the guy watching tennis next to me at airport bar if he’s “on team gauff” (ew) and he responded “yeah, i’m addicted to golf” and now we’re just kinda doing our own things
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
this has been my “two tweets of 2022” see you next year xoxo
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
i know everyone cries on planes, but multiple times during a Tony Hawk documentary?… takes a special gal 💅🏼
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
most of the time residing in a small montana hotel lives up to the fantasy, other times your big, bearded dog bolts through the lobby and knocks a smoothie out of your hand, into the air, and onto an irreplaceable piano
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
dog walker left a note to say that ted "has a singular energy that seems to call out to the world" and, also, he peed
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
Thanks so much, Anna!
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
fly fishing instructor advised me to be more assertive, generally, after i allowed him to call me mary/mariam 5-7 times
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
@ForWyo Hi - I’m a writer working on a story about Wyoming and I’d love to include your voice. Can you DM me for details?
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
ended up using the paper towels and a piece of graph paper, then found two of the three tape measures in my drill bag (the next step). one tape measure still at large
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
while looking for my three tape measures i found four rolls of paper towels leftover from March, so i’ll just use those as new units of measurement if no one responds thank you x
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mallory rice@Mallory_Rice·
i used to have two too-many tape measures (so, three total) and suddenly i have none, so i redownloaded Twitter to tell you and ask if anyone has seen or borrowed them
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Chanel@chanelinezp·
I know there’s a lot happening right now and nobody will see this tweet but I just can’t stop wondering if Harry Styles is watching ‘Girlfriends’ on Netflix. Ok goodbye!
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