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@MalorieOlin

I used to get called das boot for awhile. washed up college athlete. Just trying my best.

Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Anyone have a dog I can hangout with? Been having serious dog withdrawal lately and I need an extra boost of serotonin
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My low key flex is being on a first name basis with the DHS security gate guards
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Whiskey will have you arguing with a guy with mullet if they had butter on the Oregon Trail or not
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I could get used to this working from home on Friday thing. Most because I’m blasting ABBA while reviewing schedules. It’s all about balance
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I CAUGHT A FISH. Now I know why men post fish pics on their dating profile. I’m so proud
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My toxic trait is knowing I’ve needed to get my oil changed for three weeks and I still haven’t done it 🙃
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Łuna@jaaylunaa·
Gents, if your girl works at D*sney, make sure you tell her how good she looks bc the maintenance guys for sure will 💀
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We’re opening a star cruiser and I’m pretty fricken proud
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mal gal@MalorieOlin·
Fuck it. Let’s get wine drunk and slow dance in my kitchen
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The fact that half of my problems could be solved by drinking more water is offensive to me
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The pug had bones today and I still got rear ended. Come on Noodle
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Now that I have become an adult I don’t know why I ever wanted to be one. 0/10. Do not recommend. Very overrated.
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Got electrocuted today. Do not recommend
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Newton refuses to admit that Christmas is over
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This is how my dog sleeps now. That’s all. That’s the tweet. Carry on.
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There is a man boarding my flight rn with a to-go carrier full of beers. This guy gets it
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what do u possibly ask for christmas at 25. like bro i want a house
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