David Maltz

@IWUhoopscom assuming Wesleyan wins today, would we also host the sweet 16? #carrdinalpride @dfog31

@JizzleLover Steve Logan

@MenInBlazers I think Giroud is too handsome to play in the flyover states #LeaguesCup24

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💛 RT & follow for the chance to win a @TamauPogi signed Yellow Jersey with @SANTINI_SMS 💛 RT & follow pour tenter de gagner un Maillot Jaune dédicacé par @TamauPogi avec @SANTINI_SMS #TDF2024

@minakimes Greg Lewis

Chris Matthews 🫡

@jensenoffcampus What about if it was at the fellowship house?

If you see someone (a stranger) entering a stall you know is out of TP are you liable to inform them? @nickyp11

@nickyp11 Make your move. He will understand

@MaltzDavid About to take off. They closed the door and my row’s window seat is open. Dweeb sitting in middle seat and I’m in the aisle. How long is grace period before I ask him to move over?

@Sweetshotstants That turn of phrase should be deleted from the dictionary

Thoughts on siblings calling each other “Day 1’s”? @MaltzDavid

@nickyp11 Must ask “how are you feeling” and immediately offer to procure them some dayquil

@MaltzDavid coworker is obviously sick and mentions that they feel very ill…then 2 hours later they’re blabbing on in your face about something. Approximate response?

Does anyone ever actually “save room” for dessert @nickyp11

Should people be fined for not having pre check and then entering pre check line? @nickyp11

@Sweetshotstants @elonmusk pls fix

How do I mute all nfl training camp content @MaltzDavid

@0xgaut @maltzj care to comment?

frontend eng vs. backend eng

When a restaurant warns you the plate is hot, what is the appropriate response? @Sweetshotstants

@GrantCov Are you going to rock a green Mohawk in solidarity?

Breaking my ~2 year Tweet hiatus to say thank you to Marcus Smart. Absolutely devastated right now — my favorite Boston athlete in a long time.

@dfog31 @nickyp11 @Square I know you only roll with 50s and 100s

@MaltzDavid @nickyp11 @Square Carry cash you bums

@MaltzDavid went to purchase a $4 food item at a food truck that is cash only but they rejected my $20 bill because they couldn’t break it. I also had to go to an atm prior bc who has cash anyway. How much inconvenience can one man take? What’s the appropriate response here

@nickyp11 That’s considered a personal affront after sneeze one, optional after the second and beyond

@MaltzDavid thoughts on strangers who don’t say thank you when you bless them after a sneeze?