Mama B.Goose

Gallons 😳

The way my baby has a blow out, and then screams at me when I go to clean her up, as if I’M the one who pooped HER pants.

This morning baby goose fell asleep watching little bear with me, the way I used to with mama goose 🥰

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

Closing on our new house tomorrow!! No more weird neighbor! (Hopefully at least, haven’t met the new ones yet!) 🤞🏻

@LightDarkness_S Literally! I have a note pad I keep at the ready. Theres just not enough time in a day though

@MamaBGoose Time to pull out the note book

This week has been an exercise in patience. Everytime I’m like “once baby’s down….” I stg she hears me and is like “nope!” By the time she does get down I forget what I wanted to do 😅

I might be biased because she’s mine and is a copy paste of me, but my baby is the cutest lil bean 🐣

Mr goose got attacked by a dumpster squirrel and it’s taking everything for me not to bully him intensely about it

“How’re you feeling?” Me-

Kangaroo goose

“A peri bottle?… Perry the peri bottle?!”

The hands of my favorite people ❤️

@Murgobo I have and it’s surprisingly sweet and light. Honestly tastes kind of like cereal milk 🤣

@MamaBGoose Have you tasted it?

All I can think of when I open my fridge/freezer is this scene but with tiddie milk instead of diapers

@DoingDennis I am but I’m starting to run out of space! Theres so much! 😭

@MamaBGoose Boobalin! Freeze that gold!

The girls are girling too hard. 37 oz and it’s not even dinner time.

Mommy’s having her first glass of wine of wine in 9 months. Cheers!🥂

🎶 If you want to view paradise🎶