Gin

I'd be like this, but Fred, our pork guy, has a family to take care of

MJ keeps on winning.

After a decade in corporate finance at Procter & Gamble, Accenture, and most recently as a Vice President at JPMorganChase, I’m excited to share that I’m now in venture capital full time as Managing Partner at @Velocityhq_. This move is deeply meaningful to me. Over the past several years, I’ve been working in venture across Africa’s tech ecosystem supporting capital allocators as they deploy and helping founders navigate the fundraising journey. This work has never felt peripheral to me. It has long felt like the clearest expression of the work I’m meant to do. Since I was 18, I’ve wanted to play a role in building a more prosperous future for Africa. Today, I’m grateful to be fully committed to that path. I’m incredibly proud of what we’re building at @Velocityhq_. Through the platform, we’ve invested in 75 Africa-focused companies, and we’re continuing to build the kind of firm and ecosystem support that exceptional founders deserve. If you’re building from Africa for the world, I’d love to connect. With gratitude and joy, Marge

When we ask why you keep making babies when you’re poor it’s not coz we are trying to be funny, there’s just absolutely nothing cute about bringing an innocent life into this world only for them to suffer like this 😩💔

Goal ya Nico simagala gagigaba. oba nkutereko juggle ya cherki

Here they are! 🎙️🔥 Meet the #TheNextBigVoice finalists, the voices that stood out and are ready for the next stage! Congratulations on standing out! #NextRadioUG

Statue of that famous rescue act

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

All politicians are horrible but nothing beats African leaders.

Joshua Baraka ssi wabulijjo 🙌🏽🔥

🚨⛔️ Gabriel Magalhães has withdrawn from the Brazil squad due to right knee pain, statement confirms. Gabriel and Saliba (as announced yesterday) will both stay in London to recover.

And they thought I had just gone to pass time.😂 Yes, I saw them bottle with my own eyes and now may soul is at peace.

I want to imagine this is how I’d perform for Tems but I’d just cry

This kid walked right up to the Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone and delivered the full Rocky speech in person. Pretty wholesome. (via RoKnowsWrestling)

Tyrese says when he was young, his mom had them act "retarted" at the Social Security office to receive $780 a month.

if i suddenly go nonverbal at the club pls do not be alarmed i’m just a lil overstimulated. The ass shaking will resume shortly

Bringing this to your timeline again😂

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

Lady shares what she ordered for Eid and this is what she got. 😭