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Jaded CheerMom

@MamaSlapAHo

Over it cheer mom telling it like it is, in 140 characters or less.

Cheer Hell Katılım Kasım 2011
410 Takip Edilen1.6K Takipçiler
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matt@dogfather·
fellas the selfie she’s about to send you with the happy new year filter will be a mass snap. remember to stay strong. you’re still special to me
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Justin Carrier
Justin Carrier@JustinCarrier·
Don't drink and drive-and don't ride with anybody who does. No excuses! Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don't have to be a AAA member from 6pm-6am on New Year's Eve/Day. They will take you and your car home for FREE. Save this number:1-800-222-4357
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Alanah Durden
Alanah Durden@alanah_durden·
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR 2018 RECAP. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID. THAT’S WHY WE FUCKING FOLLOW YOU.
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A Small Fiction
A Small Fiction@ASmallFiction·
The old year was bombing hard, booed off stage like the last one. A new year waited in the wings. Nervously taking notes on what not to do.
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A Small Fiction
A Small Fiction@ASmallFiction·
"So if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" she asked. He'd expected it. Classic mom. But he didn't like how hopeful she sounded.
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Matt Bellassai
Matt Bellassai@MattBellassai·
the only issue im TRULY passionate about is that nobody should be allowed within ten feet of the baggage claim conveyor belt until you see your bag STAND BACK SO WE CAN ALL SEE YOU FUCKIN RAVENOUS BAGGAGE BEAVERS
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Ross Rintala
Ross Rintala@RossRintala·
Against my better judgment I’m posting this because I never turn down a personal dare 😂 throwing it back to yesteryear. Side note Long Live Premier Tennessee Pumas 🙌🏼💙 #DoASplit
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
Here is a pup who was rescued from the California fires. Her paws were badly burnt but she never lost her smile. After nearly a week of searching, yesterday she was reunited with her owner and is recovering comfortably. 14/10 for everyone involved
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Ross Rintala
Ross Rintala@RossRintala·
“Welcome to Bangkok University 2.0 live from Cancun!” 😍🙌🏼💃🏽
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Dexter’s Fan Page
Dexter’s Fan Page@ktbonz·
My cousin met her husband five years ago on tinder and are now married with kids but she still has him in her phone as “Tom Tinder”
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Justin Carrier
Justin Carrier@JustinCarrier·
The pointless stuff people post on YouTube is crazy. The fact that my kids and I are glued to it is even crazier. Currently watching a 3 year old play with her friends at a birthday party in her front yard.
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birdsrightsactivist
birdsrightsactivist@ProBirdRights·
REGLISTER TO VOT! IF YOU CANT DECIDER WHAT PLOLITICAL AFEELIATION TO PUT DOWN WRITES YOU ARE "BIRD WING." VOET VORT VOT!!!
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Felicity
Felicity@FlossAus·
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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A Cat Named Bitches
A Cat Named Bitches@BitchestheCat·
Indianapolis area friends, let’s find Zeus a home. “He lays so quietly in his kennel watching people pass by him. He never barks to get attention. It’s as if he has given up hope of finding a forever home.” petrescuereport.com/2018/299-dogs-…
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A Small Fiction
A Small Fiction@ASmallFiction·
The door to the world of the dead cracked open. We gathered around, curious. "Get your shit together," the dead whispered. And shut it.
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Jon
Jon@ArfMeasures·
Neighbour: You have a ghost in this house Me: What, really? Neighbour: Promise me you'll get an exorcist Me: I promise Neighbour: It's important because you live alone Me: No I don't Her: Thank you, I promise Me: Oh God
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