Jaded CheerMom

@jensabella @castleblackpaw Such beautiful babies

fellas the selfie she’s about to send you with the happy new year filter will be a mass snap. remember to stay strong. you’re still special to me

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NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR 2018 RECAP. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID. THAT’S WHY WE FUCKING FOLLOW YOU.

The old year was bombing hard, booed off stage like the last one. A new year waited in the wings. Nervously taking notes on what not to do.

What an enjoyable treat this tale was. #chippyboi #TraderJoes #callhimtraderjoes #ghostpepper

"So if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" she asked. He'd expected it. Classic mom. But he didn't like how hopeful she sounded.

the only issue im TRULY passionate about is that nobody should be allowed within ten feet of the baggage claim conveyor belt until you see your bag STAND BACK SO WE CAN ALL SEE YOU FUCKIN RAVENOUS BAGGAGE BEAVERS

@RossRintala Ahh, the good old days of cheer.

Against my better judgment I’m posting this because I never turn down a personal dare 😂 throwing it back to yesteryear. Side note Long Live Premier Tennessee Pumas 🙌🏼💙 #DoASplit

@dog_rates She deserves a 15/10 those eyes.

Here is a pup who was rescued from the California fires. Her paws were badly burnt but she never lost her smile. After nearly a week of searching, yesterday she was reunited with her owner and is recovering comfortably. 14/10 for everyone involved

@RossRintala I don’t say this often, but, damn son.

“Welcome to Bangkok University 2.0 live from Cancun!” 😍🙌🏼💃🏽

@ktbonz #RelationshipGoals

My cousin met her husband five years ago on tinder and are now married with kids but she still has him in her phone as “Tom Tinder”

@JustinCarrier Feeling like I’m missing out, where do you suggest I start? #TheMoreYouKnow

The pointless stuff people post on YouTube is crazy. The fact that my kids and I are glued to it is even crazier. Currently watching a 3 year old play with her friends at a birthday party in her front yard.

REGLISTER TO VOT! IF YOU CANT DECIDER WHAT PLOLITICAL AFEELIATION TO PUT DOWN WRITES YOU ARE "BIRD WING." VOET VORT VOT!!!

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

@BitchestheCat @dog_rates can you help this goodest boy find a worthy home.

Indianapolis area friends, let’s find Zeus a home. “He lays so quietly in his kennel watching people pass by him. He never barks to get attention. It’s as if he has given up hope of finding a forever home.” petrescuereport.com/2018/299-dogs-…

The door to the world of the dead cracked open. We gathered around, curious. "Get your shit together," the dead whispered. And shut it.

Neighbour: You have a ghost in this house Me: What, really? Neighbour: Promise me you'll get an exorcist Me: I promise Neighbour: It's important because you live alone Me: No I don't Her: Thank you, I promise Me: Oh God