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@MamboFloof

26 | He/Him | Demi 🏳️‍🌈 | ENTJ | Cybersecurity & Analytics | Suit Maker and Artist | Public Commissions Permenantly Closed

San Diego, CA Katılım Nisan 2016
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
Shout out to all the foxes and wolves out there. 📷: @Gagethehound
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Hodosam@Hodosam·
.@Porsche I just want you to know that this exists. I want you to take inspiration from it. Please make a shit box for us.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
I'll take it a step further. All 3 of the big German brands are a cheap plastic nightmare. Way too much money for a turbo 4 cylinder that's 90% plastic.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@LobAllan BMW actively tries to make their shit look like a fancy Ford Fiesta. It's diabolical.
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Lawrence Allan@LobAllan·
It's surprising how all three of the German brands, at the same time, have embraced cabin cost-cutting so obviously. It's the little details that make people pay more for European brands.
Mike Rundle@flyosity

While I was getting my car serviced, Mercedes let me borrow a new S 580e with a $144K sticker price The steering wheel has all touch controls made from cheap plastic while my 2022 GLE has aluminum buttons and knurled thumb controls What are we even doing here

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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@flyosity @MercedesBenz Both of those are horrific. That microscopic finger swiper has to be the worst thing I've ever used on a car. Mercedes immediately lost a sale and watched me walk across the street to Land Rover. Oh and BTW IIRC that's aluminum colored plastic.
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Mike Rundle@flyosity·
While I was getting my car serviced, Mercedes let me borrow a new S 580e with a $144K sticker price The steering wheel has all touch controls made from cheap plastic while my 2022 GLE has aluminum buttons and knurled thumb controls What are we even doing here
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
These should be illegal. "Hi, I'd like to make my $300 problem a $3000 problem, and piss off my mechanic"
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
I actually have a soup addiction and it's becoming a problem
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
My flowers were being unfathomable so I hooked them up to a glorified solar powered dialilysis machine and now they get the scientifically exact amount of water needed for their size and amount of sun. I dare them to die now.
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sig_searched @FE@sig_serg·
Love how now that the con is over, the hallways HVAC is no longer set to 90*F just outside of my room. Won't miss this hotel one bit. 😂
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@IKEAUSA really thinks it's a luxury brand with some of its pricing. Some cheap vase you can get on temu for 12 cents isn't worth 50 bucks. What are these maniacs smoking???
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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Atlanta TSA line has now stretched to a stunning 153 minute-wait-time... AT 6AM IN THE MORNING!!!! The line is WRAPPING AROUND BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS PURE INSANITY!!!!!!
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@Spottyroo I'll use those ONLY if I have on a trailer, and it's more just to dilluded myself into thinking its more secure than a normal pin.
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Torx 🐆⛽@Spottyroo·
Second vehicle I’ve bought with a keyed hitch pin and no keys. Like all locks, easily defeated if someone is determined enough. I suppose these keyed locks are more secure than a regular pin and cotter at least to the casual opportunist. If you find yourself in this situation, though, don’t worry. Just grab a jack handle or sturdy pipe with some leverage.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@303SnowWolf You can just make your own? I'd single-handedly bankrupt that airline in one day.
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Toby 🛩️@303SnowWolf·
I’m sorry Air Tahiti, I was unfamiliar with your first class lounge game. … also they have mini pizzas
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@Loopify And there was absolutely nothing you could do to prevent this unless you completely replaced it with an aftermarket metal pipe. When it blew, you'd overheat very quick cus the cars have forced induction, and it's basically perpetually fucked from there.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@Loopify 2021 is when they switched to Ingenium iirc. That's why you aren't crapping out. The AJ126/133 cars all had the same issues, the most damning of which was the PLASTIC crossover pipe self destructing out of warranty. They were time bombs.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@RileyTheFox_ So a bunch of bars in San Diego got sued into oblivion for having "girls night" (yeah it's a bullshit lawsuit), so no one would dare put up a sign like this, cus the idiot would be suing them the next day.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
Whoever invented robo call menus should be killed.
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Mambo@MamboFloof·
@GWHayduke97 This is actually why British people are the way they are.
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