THE ONE

New painting. Check up on it.

Dating looks nice when other people are doing it, but once you try it, you’ll see flames - I’m telling you. 😂

😂😂😂

Sports betting is up there with hard drugs and abuse to me. You gotta have a zero tolerance policy. First sign of f*ckery, even the slightest indication that he’s prone or interested, you have to GET OUT. Addicts (and abusers) WILL ruin your life. Save yourself!

Shared this with a friend. One of you needs to hear this.

“This is urgent!” - your boss throwing something on your desk that was actually their job to do 2 weeks ago, now *their* boss is asking for it by EOD