ManCitySimpsons

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It’s felt like we’ve been due a Haaland spanking for a while but I didn’t think it would be this rampant

oh god are these in his house??

And punditry is patchy across the board, not everyone who would be good at it wants to do it over coaching etc, but the danger of getting kicked in the balls is not so vital and element of the game, it's not going to make or break your understanding.

Yes women's football isn't as fast and some of the technical elements are still catching up, but Robbie Savage gets a go at forming a coherent thought about it most weeks, and there are definitely women who've devoted their lives to the industry who can do it better.

I know Joey Barton is just angling for a Sports spot on GB News but this idea that men's sport is something so mystical and obscure that no woman could ever have an insight, no matter how elite a footballer she is, is properly weird.

please please please don't let the 'Erling' 'Haaland' call and response from the Etihad stadium announcer become a thing

Hard to be mad at the Wolves fans. The sheer commitment to heckling Nunes is genuinely impressive

Kalvin Phillips on the edge of the box as Newcastle score #mcfc

What the fuck Rodri now Ederson was there some kind of rage gas released in the Etihad tunnel???

Kyle Walker like

Decided not to watch because 'it doesn't really matter does it?' and missed us winning a penalty shootout

Daniel Levy in Harry Kane's answering machine

A man sent off, a lighter chucked at a kid, and a fan rushing the pitch all in your first match. Stay classy Burnley ✌️ #ManCity

Alvarez working his arse off and beefing his shots while Haaland walks in two goals and does nothing else all game #ManCity

Assistant: “We’ve conceded sir” Kompany: “how quick was that?” “I don’t know sir, this watch only counts in minutes not seconds” “Damnation”

Here we go again #ManCity

We were *surrounded* by tourists. A couple of people around us trying to get chants going but they were spread out between huge chunks of mute spectators.

City hearts the second it goes to penalties 🥲

What a normal normal day in the replies