The Man-Eating Sock

.@HarryTheHusky still brags about his wordle streak

.@HarryTheHusky thinks moo deng is a brand of chocolate milk

.@HarryTheHusky shoe game is chewed up

Its funny when political ads use the line "they're a career politician!" Like it is not the job they are trying to have.

So is Jupiter just like a giant fart?

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John brown did nothing wrong today

@IAmGrumm Thats rookie numbers. You gots ta pump those numbers up.

Rookie. I’ll out eat that man. No one eats processed chicken like me. 50 McNuggets under 6 minutes baby and still had room for 2 large friends and milkshake. BUILT DIFFERENT

@BennyFitsTV They're trying to give you directions. Take the left. 3 rights ago.

So that's what people mean when they tell me to "Just take the L."

@RapheePlays Me.

Me or 1 million dollars?

@beesmileys Happy birthday!!

Power is out and could still be out tomorrow. No one has frozen yet luckily.

@SimplySweezy_27 You will feel your blood slow down!

@ManEatinSock lol bet

PIES, PIES, AND NOTHING BUT FIRST TRIES.

@SimplySweezy_27 Okie dokie ill make you an artichokie pie

@ManEatinSock Lemme get a slice bro 👀

@SeaOfThieves Commendemndmenditonmendtemdntiment

Say it with us, Com·men·da·tion. Accommodation is somewhere you sleep. Please.

Build me up buttercup

@CMDRJackLyttle What do you pair that with, a fine creme brulee? Steak? Is it a red wine or a white wine. Is it a blue wine? Green wine? Does it go with chocolate? Cheese? More wine?

Backronym is a portmanteau.

@twitch_u_r_ken You can still stick sharpies up your nose and smell them its totally legal and definitely not the reason i can smell colors forever.

Defined A Generation

Well, obviously, those dam beavers are fucking with time, but also space again. And i guess ill just do what i did last time, and space, again . Ez pz. Haha.