Hugo XXIV

@Awuso_265 @Lexaz_Lexaz Pachikaya ukumanya Waka! Lol

@ManFromHewe @Lexaz_Lexaz doda laku hewe

Mzuzu 📍 @Lexaz_Lexaz

@Lexaz_Lexaz Likewise bro! 🔥 Next time we go bigger.

@ManFromHewe My gee🔥😂was glad i met you

On track.

If the son isn't named Michael C. Jordan, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

iPhone yanga moto ukumatha ngati count down 😭💔 lemme go back to using ma android omwewa 😭

Dear Employers, you cannot give someone less than K150,000 as salary and then be surprised when they steal from you. Inu mukuona ngati amadya kuti? Amakhala mnyumba ya agogo ake? Kapena amauluka kuchoka kwawoko and kubwera ku ntchito? Anthu opusa inu.

why do men smile when everything is about to fall apart? 🥺

Landlords in area 47 really need to understand that that neighbourhood is washed, it is no longer what it used to be. What the hell do you mean 400k for a bedsitter? Mipanda yake yoyanga ndele yo? Fodyeti.

@wesleylots @6lackd_mw Mukufuna mutani nayo ?

I need that video of that girl shaking ass with a mini skirt... Nnaiona koma yapita

@rlyn51313681 @OG_Chipasula Timasintha sim card 🤣

Kodi magaye ngongole yaku airtel money mumabwenza motani ?

pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence

@Tha_KingShem @CurtervahnRaps @Rosavibe Ndakuona komwe ukulowera! Kenako umuuza akunge airport ndi Stadium uone 😂

@ManFromHewe @CurtervahnRaps @Rosavibe Mukuseka vision ya anzanu😅🤣

Without labour, transportation, finishes i.e. paint, tiles, floor, ceiling and roof, You might need MK45,000,000.00 to construct thus house from foundation to roof level. 3 Bedrooms, shared Water Closet, 1 office, 1 Master Ensuite plus Stores and a Scullery with a Lounge 🏚🙌

@Tha_KingShem @CurtervahnRaps @Rosavibe 🤣

@CurtervahnRaps @Rosavibe Tamenya hotel ndione ntengo

Kumuona mkazi mmene akufinyila chikolopa wekha kudziwaso kuti ndikusungila chigawenga mnyumbamu. 💀

If you're selling something and ukufunadi chigulidwe mwachangu go ku Facebook, Been posting something here for some weeks Lero I just convinced myself to try FB,Katundu wavaya within 2 hours😂😂

VIDEO PROOF! They agreed on $140 for a one-night knack. They finished and the guy brought out the agreed amount to pay, but in $20 notes. The lady saw he had $100 notes and refused to collect the $20, insisting he pay her with the $100 notes. Who is at fault?✍️

LOL eheh heh

Why do you marry people you don't like only to embarrass them in public?🥺