Acclaimed by critics. Ϟ NOT @BeckyLynchWWE.

They all say it. Sports Illustrated says it. We are the greatest of all time.

CONGRATULATIONS BASIC BAYLEY, YOU WON A FAKE TITLE MATCH WITH A FAKE CHAMPION!!!

INSUFFERABLE IVY WAS IN WAY OVER HER HEAD!!! GOOD RIDDANCE!!!

I AM OVER THE MOON IYO HAS LOST!!!! Hahahaha SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

REPULSIVE RAQUEL REALLY BLEW IT HUH?!

Thank you to Becky Believers, MIGHTY Megan Morant, the GREATEST tag team in the world, New Day, Teddy S, and MANY others for the cards, flowers, and well wishes!! YOU ALL ARE THE BEST!!! I am doing MUCH better, and I’m watching this GAUNTLET match VERY closely!

BYE BYE LOONEY LYRA!!!

It is VERY well known that I have an AMAZING immune system. So I find it EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS that after exposing CORRUPT CARR that she has been refereeing WITHOUT a referee’s license For SOME TIME NOW, I have become EXTREMELY SICK!!! My personal doctor calling it the WORST stomach bug he has ever seen! ABSOLUTE JOKE and PETTY PEARCE clearly sent their GOON SQUAD to poison me somehow! UNBELIEVABLE!!! (Luckily I will pull through) THEY CLEARLY WANT TO SUPPRESS THE TRUTH! Unfortunately, I won’t be at Raw this week to STOP this ILLEGAL gauntlet match from happening. BIG TIME BECKS WILL RETURN SOON!

Ran into the O’Toole Family again this morning! They shared with me that they were HARASSED at breakfast by RABID and DISRESPECTFUL AJ Lee fans. I assume this type of behavior is not only CONDONED but ENCOURAGED by AJ!!!! DISGUSTING!!! THIS is one of many examples of BECKY BELIEVERS being bullied by AJ’s hired goons!!!! SAD!!!!

Let’s talk about @OutmanTheMen/@ManUponMankind/@LucidityAblaze/@OnBigTime. She’s not a footnote or a warm-up act. She’s the best of the best and I beat her—not by accident, not by nostalgia, not by some magic fairy dust from Chicago—but because I am still championship material.

My MANY lawyers and private investigators have asked Adam Pearce and the WWE for a copy of Jessika Carr’s referee license. THEY HAVE NOT RETURNED OUR CALLS AND EMAILS! WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?!? This is VERY CONCERNING!!! CORRUPT CARR has been cosplaying as a referee for far too long! How many matches has she ILLEGALLY officiated?!? WHY ISN’T THE MEDIA COVERING THIS?!?

This morning while getting my coffee at DAYGLOW (greatest coffee in the world, not just me saying it), a young fan named TIMMY came up to me with tears in his eyes. “BECKY, YOU’RE MY HERO!” He said, crying. “You can’t let bad guys like Carr and AJ win!” I assured Timmy that BIG TIME BECKS is on it. Very soon, AJ will HAVE to return MY TITLE because WE will expose the fact that CORRUPT CARR is NOT A LICENSED REFEREE!!! WE MUST DEMAND THAT PEARCE SHOW US HER REFEREE LICENSE AT ONCE!

WELL WELL WELL, CROOKED CARR WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND ON RAW TONIGHT! COINCIDENCE?!? After helping FAKE champion ABSOLUTE JOKE STEAL my title, she was not booked tonight?!? I DON’T BUY IT!!! SHE WAS HIDING!!! Soon, evidence will be shared with you, all my BECKY BELIEVERS, that will PROVE Jessika Carr is an UNLICENSED official! Therefore, AJ’s win is NULL & VOID!!!

AJ LEE IS NOT A SUPERHERO AS SHE CLAIMS TO BE! SHE IS A SUPER VILLAIN, MAD WITH POWER!!! SHE CHEATED TO WIN AND WE ALL KNOW IT!!! SHE EVEN ADMITS HOW MUCH SHE LOVES TO BREAK RULES IN HER BOOK!!! (terrible by the way) PLEASE ADVISE!!!

A #1 CONTENDERS GAUNTLET MATCH!?! THIS IS INSANE!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL!!! FUNNY HOW NONE OF THOSE GIRLS (minus Looney Lyra who is banned from IC title matches as long as I’m champion) EVER ASKED ME FOR A MATCH! DO YOU KNOW WHY?!? BECAUSE THEY ALL KNEW THEY COULD NOT BEAT ME!!!!

BLATHERING BAYLEY, LOONEY LYRA, STAY AWAY FROM MY TITLE!!!!

MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!!!!!!!! @TheAJMendez

But I’m not here to just cheer from the sidelines anymore. I’m not here to admire the view, provided the fact that @OutmanTheMen sure did keep it steamy. I’m here to break a few legs, climb a few walls, and make damn sure that in two different decades, AJ Lee is a champion.

I watched people run past me for years. I watched @OutmanTheMen run. I watched every single woman in this locker room sprint, climb, fight, and achieve, and I’m proud. So proud. I walked so you could run… and you all ran farther than anyone ever imagined.

DOES JESSIKA CARR EVEN HAVE A REFEREE LICENSE?!?! SHOW US PROOF!!!

MY TEAM and I are making HUGE PROGRESS TODAY!! We have filed an APPEAL with the Illinois state athletic commission, and we STRONGLY believe they will OVERTURN the result from Saturday and return the Intercontinental championship to its rightful owner, ME! HOPEFULLY before MONDAY NIGHT RAW!! The BULL RHINO has been working overtime to get this done!!! I ALSO hear MANY Becky Believers will be in Indianapolis tonight holding signs and wearing shirts supporting our cause. I SEE YOU!!!