Superman

@BruceTWayne *Supergrin*

*MEANWHILE, In the Bat Cave* bit.ly/qAXBGj @TheDarkKnight__

Also, any sudden costume changes. *grinning*

Hmm. This looks like Batman's coffee mug. Alright, if anyone experiences any memory gaps, blame Batman.

*snickers*

Wait. Why do I feel like I've suddenly forgotten a bunch of stuff? And hey! Who left their League coffee mug on this giant "reset" button?

@ModelMind Wear Booster Gold underwear if you do that photoshoot. He'll appreciate it more.

@ModelMind ......NO!

@ModelMind No it's just... there's a thong. With /my/ emblem on it.

@ModelMind *crimson again*

@ModelMind .....THONG?!

@ModelMind That's... nice. *fighting a grin*

@ModelMind You don't.... you don't /own/ a pair, do you?

@ModelMind I'm famous enough thanks. It's unnerving enough that Superman underoos even exist.

@ModelMind ........I don't want my logo close to anyone's privates.

@ModelMind Yes but... nearly na--.... nearly that.

@ModelMind Because.... that's.... You'll be N-na....*goes even more crimson, coughs*

@ModelMind .....*flushing at the thought* That's.... you.... why?!

@ModelMind You want to wear Superman briefs in... a "Gentleman's Magazine" spread.

@ModelMind ..............