Elbaz

Some of you have no idea how disgusting you sound when you hum to music at night with your earpiece on

@TheDamiForeign E fit don Dey pick money

This one no even Dey do like footballer😂

I no get energy to waste. Goodnight abeg. I Dey go sleep make my food no quick digest🙏🏾

Make Una no buy all the GLE finish abeg

The only way we can design systems of governance that prevent corruption 100% is by letting AI rule. Sounds like a bad idea but it’ll probably happen in the future.

Genuinely good people are never found in the realm of Politics

@Man_zumaaa 😂 The girl dey mad too?

@Keneschart 😂😂😂😂

My guy say where e fit see chain buy abeg For bdsm Thick chain. E say the girl thick

@Keneschart 5h na money?😳😂

@Man_zumaaa Ehhh? If na 5h?

Please don’t get depressed. Even if na 5 million to 10 million you Dey see per day, manage am for now

@Keneschart Honestly. Religion is all about belief and discussions about it can be respectful

I just had an arguement with a stranger about Catholicism being the true religion. No insult, no shouting, just clash of different ideologies. I respect these caliber of people.

Who can teach me how to catch cow?😔 I don pass all this una fish level.

A good way to show the difference between a million and a billion

@AlSo93754 You don mad😂

I asked my two years old nephew what he wants for his birthday. He said “I want a better Nigeria where people can afford food”

experienced PDA for the first time iml two nights ago and it felt so good. the kissed me at galadima gate and I was so shy cuz people could see us. but it was such an interesting kiss, as if to tell bystanders that she’s mine.

The way people, who believe in unproven myths reason, is very interesting. You tell them that something does not exist or is impossible. Instead of showing you proof, they change the discussion or attack your personality. For example.. Me: If you don't have two legs, you cannot run across the road. Myth believers: What are you saying? Come to our village. You'll see people without legs who wash clothes.

Life Dey spoil some of una Dey skate for school compound

Whatever you do in life, try taste $1k once before you clock 19

you need finish school wallah dey do real work this idea of car and using to knack hostel babes go leave you. One of the reasons I need car like this na for my work appearance make I fit bag multi million contracts.