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Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@theberneese Nope!

@guzu_p Amen.

You all are just stupid. $30k for what exactly? Because we're fucking? Is she a prostitute i should be paying for being in a relationship with me? Which work is doing for me that I should be putting her on an allowance for? How much are you paying your father, mother, siblings, and friends? You want to pay a chick you're most likely not to marry an allowance whereas there are dudes she fucked before you for free? I will never understand the foolishness behind paying a woman allowance. So my babe will call me on a random Tuesday telling me she hasn't received her allowance? Infact, any man who has ever placed his girlfriend on an allowance, it shall never be well with you in this life and the next 🙏

@guzu_p Thanks chief

This new week, focus on what you can control: your effort, your attitude, and your willingness to try. Remind yourself that your voice matters. Your ideas matter. Your effort matters. Today, don’t hold yourself back out of fear of failure or comparison. Progress is made by those who dare to move while still uncertain. Let go of the need for approval and trust that you are capable of learning as you go. Always remember; small steps taken consistently will always outweigh waiting for the perfect moment. Have a productive week ahead!

@officialABAT @asovilladigital @taiwoyedele We will be out into more debts.

I have nominated Mr. Taiwo Oyedele as Minister of State for Finance and conveyed his name to the Senate for confirmation. Taiwo has served our nation diligently as Chairman of the Presidential Committee on Fiscal Policy and Tax Reforms, leading the overhaul of our tax system with clarity, courage, and competence. His depth as an economist, accountant, and public policy expert will strengthen our fiscal architecture at a critical time. Dr. Doris Uzoka-Anite will continue to serve the nation as Minister of State at the Ministry of Budget and National Planning. Her experience across portfolios remains valuable to our reform agenda. We are building a team defined by expertise, discipline, and results. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@guzu_p A GOATed response

After spending decades fighting for equality and to be independent women who can do what a man can do, even after being given equal rights and opportunities, they still want to be taken care of by a man they ain't married to. So why exactly did you seek for education, exposure and equal opportunity at the labor market with men if you'll end up being a liability to society and still depending on men financially? You all should have just shut up and remained in the kitchen like our foremothers did and be taken care of. This is the more reason I respect the talibans. They were right!

@guzu_p Facts

Hard Fact: A woman who's accusing you of something is a woman guilty of the same thing she's accusing you of. Always remember; To a woman, every accusation is a confession.

@iamnasboi @_belikebaddy Happy Birthday Onye Eze

Happy birthday to me. ❤️

@VivianIfeomaOj Onwelu Ive fa ma? Ndi nzuzu.

When an Igbo person does something bad, they tag it Igbo. When an Igbo person achieves something great, they tag it Nigeria. Afọ sagbukwa unu!

@TosinOlugbenga Even those that are employed but earning poorly

It’s difficult building when you’re unemployed. When no steady money is coming every month. It kills motivation.

@firstladyship His skull is empty

Nigerians: We are hungry. Agbado: NO! You are not. Look at the papers. Banks are declaring profits. Nigerians: Salaries are not enough. Agbado: You should invest in stocks. Nigerians: Rent & cars are so expensive. Agbados: You can live in Keffi & work in Abuja. Nigerians: The country is not safe. Agbado: Nigeria is safer than it has been in 10 years.

@abazwhyllzz Consistency pays

February 2025. February 2026

@avrilamaka I too love you.

Normalise telling women they are whores.

@tufpraise Human Nature

Best Michael Jackson song of all time but you aren't allowed to say Billie Jean or Thriller

@TheVictorOkafor Change

Why is it that people who schooled in Unilag and CU seem to get the biggest international opportunities? 👇🏾

@guzu_p Don't let go of her chief.

Olosho no go vex keh? My tweet reminds you of the hell you went through in multiple men's hands in order to afford an iPhone, so I understand why you'll be triggered. After years of whoring around which got your baby food to fall like the wall of Jericho in its prime, i understand why you won't watch anybody talk down on your colleges. Sexually damaged bed to bed midfielder with fallen heroes.

@guzu_p Thanks for enlightening the fool chief

Every hookup girl uses an iPhone which explains why you're triggered. It's a logo amongst you all which is why nobody loves mirror selfies more than iPhone users. Compare to fix a broken screen between an iPhone and Samsung in the market, and you'll realize that Samsung isn't your mate. At the end of the day, the only reason an average Nigerian woman wants an iPhone is because she consider it as luxury and thinks it's the most expensive phone brand in the market whereas it's not. Samsung Galaxy brands are way more expensive. So do your research next time before you come to the conclusion that because somebody isn't using an iPhone means they can't afford it.

@guzu_p Chief please don't be kind next time

To see female nurse wey no be olosho na connection. See as you look with makeup and not pregnant yet. Now, imagine how you would look after giving birth since you Nigerian women claim pregnancy brings out the ugliness in you? At the end of the day, you're just an average Nigerian chameleon.

@guzu_p On point chief

Bro is a pornstar. He's rich! He last long in bed. Alot of women desires him and wants him to fuck them. He's sexually experienced and knows how to please a woman in bed. And still, he got cheated on. But there's one man out there who's taking harmful drugs to enhance his performance and duration in bed and risking his health to sexually please a woman, hoping she loves him more and never cheat on him. Another day to remind you men to never try to kill yourself because of a woman. Having the biggest dick won't stop a woman from cheating on you. Being good in bed won't stop a woman from cheating on you. Being rich won't stop a woman from cheating on you. Being good looking and tall won't stop a woman from cheating on you. Always remember; Women are insatiable.