Oba of Omuo Empire

@adaezennaji_ Do you think she hasn’t try that…😂💔😂💔

Surely, there must be other ways tha this, no?☹️ Is it not better to just download a dating app? This seems like a humiliation ritual.

@ABUJAPLUG If you were as good as you claim, you’d be married by now… So come off the high horse Miss Jane…!!!

No gold diggers needed ❌❌ Name: Jane Location: Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 Occupation: Project Manager in a top aerospace company Marital Status: Single (Never Married) Gender: Female Age: 43 Complexion: Caramel Religion: Christian HIV Status: Negative Qualification: MSc (and relevant professional certifications) About Me: I’m a gentle, easygoing lady who enjoys deep conversations and an stress-free life. I’m ready to settle down and build a serious relationship that leads to marriage. 😍 I’m looking for a mature, responsible and caring Christian man aged 37 and above. He should be tall, financially stable and genuinely serious about marriage. No gold diggers please. I’m open to long-distance for now, but I will process the papers for my future husband to relocate to the UK after marriage. I will be in Abuja this Summer and would love to meet a serious-minded man during this period.

@usbil01 Cheat back by all means, but best believe you will be dating yourself moving forward…

“ If you know you’re my partner and you ch£at on me, I’ll ch£at on you back with my full chest and you cannot do anything about it.” — A woman sparks reactions after revealing how she would respond to chEating in a relationship or marriage.

@AnyanwuMalachy Lol, common man, stop with the lies…😂😂😂

My guy in the UK 🇬🇧 is frustrated. He just gave me a long call now. His wife gave birth 5 months ago and hasn’t returned to work, saying she’s still healing. Oya nau, while at home, go for remote jobs to support the family she ignores that option. Rather she focuses on "content creation" on TikTok that isn’t paying, while he carries all the bills alone, plus a ₦350k monthly allowance for his mother-in-law. Now this same mother-in-law is threatening him for “pressuring” her daughter to work, while she's still nursing a baby. She even declines the suggestion of GP appointments to really confirm her health status. Saying she just needs some time. He's so confused at the moment because he sees other women that gave birth in the same UK, and they resume work after 3-6weeks while arranging a nanny to take over. All the house bills are currently on him, and his wife isn't making life any easy because he doesn't even know when she tends to get back to normal work. All she keeps telling him is "give me more time to heal"...

What would it cost your sister to teach him how to please her, especially if it’s someone she likes… What would it cost her to tell him that she’s in pain and he’s not doing it right… But no, she had to embarrass him, highlighting why it important for men to avoid women who uses sex toys… Sometimes, women are their own problem, and their very own enemies, they will self sabotage a good thing simply because they are not “happy at the moment”…

My sister told me about a similar experience she had. She burst into my room around 2am, still flushed and smelling like sweat, perfume, and sex. She locked the door behind her, jumped onto my bed, and whispered excitedly. I swear I could die right now. I finally hooked up with that super fine guy I’ve been eyeing for weeks. Tall, ripped six-pack, big dick visible through his pants… he looked perfect. We got to the hotel, clothes came off fast, and I was already soaked before he even touched me.” She shook her head, laughing with pure frustration. “But the sex was complete trash. He shoved his dick inside and started pounding like a wild animal, no rhythm at all. Just hard, sloppy thrusts slamming against my pubic bone over and over. It hurt more than it felt good. My pussy got dry and irritated after a few minutes. He was grunting like

@Mrbankstips He is young, with something still yet to prove, he will get his time… Neymar on the other hand has proved his worth…

Neymar over Joao Pedro for the World Cup is wrong and they know it

Under the right circumstances every human will stray, we are not hardwired for monogamy… It’s not wrong to feel angry, they weren’t honest with you, but the alternative to forgiving them is losing someone that you love…

@sm4rux Shouting age mate now that you are 35…??? Sit this one out sis…!!!

@lilyally98 Why won’t you put a fidelity clause, what does he get if you cheat, you lot always presenting like you’d never cheat…😅😅😅

Nope, sign it and put a fidelity clause and watch him crawl out quickly

@teefehbaby And what does she have to offer these thousands of men…???🤔🤔🤔

Each time you refuse to do something for your woman, thousands of men are in her DM ready to do it.

@Pomilej @Omojuwa The confidence to write this as if they have won the league…😩😩😩😩

🔴⚪ OTD — One Year Ago. Liverpool had just won the league. Their fans were celebrating at Anfield. And in the middle of all that joy, they found time to hold up a banner mocking Mikel Arteta in a bridesmaid dress. "Always the Bridesmaid. Never the Bride." Dear Arsenal fans, do you remember it? Please never forget Mehn. They couldn't even enjoy their own title without dragging us into it. That's how much Arsenal live rent-free in rival heads. And our boys? They walked into that stadium, formed a guard of honour for the champions, and kept their heads down. No drama. No excuses. Just dignity. Because when you're building something real, you don't need to respond. You let the work speak. Fast forward 365 days. Arsenal are sitting TOP of the Premier League. Two wins from the title. Liverpool are 20 points behind us — twenty — and Anfield is no longer making banners about Arteta. They're watching us from a distance, hoping we slip. We are not slipping. Read that again. Slowly. Let it sink in. The same man they dressed in a bridesmaid gown is now the most feared manager in English football. The same squad that gave a guard of honour last season is now the one that will receive one. That banner didn't break Arteta. It didn't break this team. If anything, it gave us receipts to cash in. You know what the funny thing is? Liverpool fans thought they were mocking a man who couldn't win. What they were actually doing was documenting a moment — a before-and-after — that Arsenal fans will show their children one day. "This is where we were. This is what they said. This is what we became." It didn't break us. It made us strong. Champions Elect. 👀 COYG. Always. 🔴⚪

@Ayo_Black1 Let’s open gofundme for her, he needs all the help she can get…🤭🤭🤭

That guy removed her from his visa and the home office gave her 60 days to leave the country. It’s the reason she returned back home. Unfortunately for her she is a dependant and didn’t need a student visa to do her masters here and it’s also why her family asked if he could complete her fees. She wasn’t exactly deported.

@BridgetUrenna Again, it’s always the men doing intentional things for them, never the other way round…!!!

I’m in a talking stage with this new guy and yesterday we went on a date. Honestly, before the date I was skeptical about what to wear because apart from my work fits, I really don’t have those soft girl dinner date outfits I’m more of a jeans and polo babe. Earlier that evening, I got a call from a rider confirming if I was the one. I said yes, and he delivered a package to me containing a red fitted hot gown and a perfume. Immediately, he called and asked if I got his package. Gosh…I melted. The craziest part was that……

@Elladeyforyou It’s always the man giving it, never the opposite, yet, it is women that are romantic…😂💔😂💔

Understanding love languages are the key parts of every relationship🥺❤️

@MrBeast Lkjhgfddssass

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

She got caught as she was dancing at her working place as a maid

It is NEVER ok to put your hands on someone like this. This gym needs to kick you out! 😡

Man buys a house and starts renovations and then finds a lot of money in the wall.

@theberneese @Elmejor247 Congratulations Berneese

IT’S OFFICIAL: Berneese to the World Cup 2026