Manatee Max

@archpng There's a lot of beautiful terrazzo in Florida homes hiding under other materials.

“I have to share what was under the carpet in the bathroom of my 1930 bungalow!”

"A person is known by the T-shirts they wear." ~ Anon teepublic.com/user/manatee-m…

@EllSimonds Oh Lord, as we commit this sole to the deep.... Sole... Get it?

@pastarchive That makes my tummy tickle.

Safety Standards, 1960s.

Thank you to all the #cattlemen (persons) who work tirelessly to provide the world with #beef and beef byproducts. Y'all keep my family's tummies full. #Ranchers

@JonTrevithick And now, here's God personally disapproving.

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album. NME advert from October 1980

So much of today's music sounds like a cat sneezed on a synthesizer.

Have you tried doing a @Google search lately? Is there a word that describes something as being worse than worthless? It's like they let the morons in marketing take over, or just a bunch of people with no understanding of English. Is it broken or purposely imbecilic?

@TheStingisBack Do not pull the hand-operating lever to the rear. Do not push a clip of ammunition into the feed rollers. Do not restore the lever to the firing position. Do not make sure the cover is completely closed. Do not depress the operator's foot triggers.

I was 9 when I saw Spielberg's 1941. I didn't care that it was loud, chaotic, juvenile, uneven and an "assualt on our eyes and ears". I liked it BECAUSE of those things. And it made me a lifelong fan of John Belushi, for which I'm grateful.

@igor_os777 They learned that trick from NASA.

@333too3 Ask a Floridian airport baggage handler and they'll guess "Canadian Luggage?"

Wilma and Betty go shopping....

🎣🐦 A real angler! #fishing #fishinglife #fishingtrip #NatureIsAmazing

@Sueshi11 You used to be able to tell who the copilot was. They were the ones carrying the huge flight case, updating the Jeppesens in the pilot's lounge while the pilot slept.

@Sueshi11 Dog is my copilot.

I fell in love with Copilot. It’s doing my job today.

@Sueshi11 Honestly, Bruce is neurodivergent. He failed puppy training.... twice. He's a great snuggler, though.

@ManateeMaxCom He is cuter, but can he build charts from data sources while I lay on the couch?