Manchester United Football Club Parody

@Casemiro when Amrabat finally joins Manchester United. #MUFC

I am looking to get into some long dated contracts on $SOFI. We saw a strong bounce off the weekly support trendline, signaling that the long term buyers are defending the overall buliish trend on the weekly chart. Price has moved above the critical $18.60 flip zone. We are currently in the back testing the flip zone of $18.60. I think we will convert this to a support zone by end of this week. $20.00 remains as the strong ceiling for this week. Once we are above that we have a clear run to $26 in the coming months. I will gague the strenth on Friday and see where the price is at beforing entering the $20 calls for July or August expiry dates. April 29th is the earnings so that can be a big catalyst to push us higher very quickly.

LEVELS TO THIS SHIT!

An Open Letter to @ManUtd 🔴🇰🇪 ​There are fans, and then there is Elly Njoroge. United, let’s bring Elly Njoroge to the Theater of Dreams. Let’s get this man from the blackboard in Kenya to the stands at Old Trafford. 🏟️ ​ 🔴​RETWEET this to get it on the club's radar. 🔴​TAG @ManUtd in the COMMENTS below. ​Let’s show the world that at United, we look after our own. ​From Manchester, with love. 🇾🇪✊

“Arsenal are unbeaten in 12 games” “Arsenal haven’t conceded more than 2 goals in a game this season” “Arsenal have won all 24 games in which they’ve scored first” “Arsenal are unbeaten at the Emirates this season” That’s where Michael Carrick comes in

@4yq7zn6kb7 @Muppetiers INEOS Puppetiers

So literally all the big United accounts have backed the #UnitedIsBroken campaign. All except one. If you want to know which side of the fence, @Muppetiers are on there’s your answer.

Manchester United is broken. Enough is enough. WE WANT OUR CLUB BACK! #UnitedIsBroken

🚨 | It’s time for the Manchester United fanbase online and The 1958 fan group to unite, finally. I urge everyone to read this message, share the content, and to support their campaign on February 1st. United have been DESTROYED by this ownership model. #UnitedIsBroken

.@AndyMitten who is in regular touch with Ole: " I see stuff like Ole offered himself. No he didn't. Manchester United got in touch with him." Also says that Ole actually spoke well of the other candidates. Usual agenda against Ole in the media however🤷🏻‍♂️ (Vid is 4 days old)

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

@UtdXclusive Paid PR for Wilcox. He needs to leave the club too

🚨 NEW: Ruben Amorim was summoned to Manchester United’s training complex early on Monday morning to be informed of his sacking. Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox personally informed Amorim of the club’s decision. Insiders say Wilcox, who was criticised by Amorim in his outburst at Elland Road, had been Amorim’s biggest supporter. [@samuelluckhurst]

@FabrizioRomano Good luck to Fletcher but these players are not good enough to finish in top 4

🚨 OFFICIAL: Man United statement. “Ruben Amorim has departed his role as Head Coach of Manchester United”. “With Manchester United sitting sixth in the Premier League, the club’s leadership has reluctantly made the decision that it is the right time to make a change. This will give the team the best opportunity of the highest possible Premier League finish”. “The club would like to thank Ruben for his contribution to the club and wishes him well for the future”.

Wishing Sir Alex Ferguson a happy 84th birthday ❤️

Since this interview, Liverpool have conceded 10 (TEN!) goals in 3 games, losing 3-0, 3-0 & 4-1. Know your place, stay in it.

Diego Leon scored THIS solo goal for our #MUAcademy U21s this afternoon 🙌🇵🇾

@MelodiousCrow @ManUtd Cook him 😂😂😂

@ManUtd Egyptian King Mo Salah Anfield masterclass 🔥🔥🔥 0 goal 0 assist 0 dribbles #ManchesterUnited #Liverpool

VICTORY AT ANFIELD!

5651 new contracts were purchased for $MANU with the same December 19th 2025 expiry date. There is got to be some news. It is very unusual for $MANU stock to have this sort or volume ane open interest. Hoping for some news soon! #ManchesterUnited

Over 10k contracts purchased for $20 and $21 strike price for December 19th $MANU. Each contract gives the buyer the right to buy 100 shares at the strike price. I suspect some big news is on the way. #ManchesterUnited

This pic will forever kill me man 😭😭😭