Andi Avery

I re-watched Clueless in my 30s and my biggest complaint is how stressful it is to watch Alicia Silverstone’s ineptitude behind the wheel.

@sarapod07 A very bad oracle is now going to be the title of my memoir. 😂

@sarapod07 THIS. After a few panic-inducing incidents our whole family starts unscheduled phone calls with, “first of all, I’m FINE…”

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever remembered to take your psych meds at roughly the same time 3 days in a row? #ADHD #SomeOtherStuff

It me 🥳😇

If you are a DISC high C, enneagram 8, E_TJ, or a Virgo and it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to contact customer support, please have one of your submissives contact a representative in your stead.

A good phlebotomist is just so fucking underrated. #hardstick

Things I have cried over today include: - a penny someone dropped and didn’t care about - a white street cat who accidentally got his paw muddy in a puddle - pez

@sarapod07 I’ve been laying in the middle of that road for 15 years paying for my meds out of pocket and having zero boundaries. Sometimes I ask strangers on the street if they want to be my boss.

Screaming. Emojis up on that #queer lingo. #IYKYK

Prof: “please write a paper about history” Me: Whores in history! Prof: “fine art” Me: Whores in art! Prof (weakly): “Biochem?” Me: Whores lowering the HIV rate! (UNAIDS, 2016) Going back to school in your 30s is great y’all. Make it your own. #whores #sexwork

Let me get this gay - the “scary” part of the new m. night horror movie is that the characters are… aging?

Does that dude photog have an *~aesthetic~* or do his models just have an abundance of visible rib bones? 🧐

Driving thoughts, hour sixteen: I know it’s been like 25 years but how in the hell did Faith Hill not get more brutally roasted for “centrifugal motion”?

In case anyone is wondering about my current mental state - Spotify somehow got stuck playing The Gambler on singular repeat and I didn’t notice for over an hour. 🙃

@ChibiTakeshi “Wait” is like - the worst thing to hear but a four days ago I got a package that was sent December 11th from MA. If that helps. I thought it was lost for sure. Dreams do come true 😭

Streep supports Nordic Model and calls SW safety orgs “pimps”. Rashida has doxxed SWers. Sarah says she can speak for the SW community because we’re “both marginalized” WHILE SHE DEBATES THE VALIDITY OF OUR LIVED EXPERIENCES. Fuck all the way off.

@yesimsarahjones This is so exhausting. As a sex worker and a queer person, I’ve made art about sex work& queer folx. I would never dare to speak for another community because we are both marginalized. Surprise! We are a thriving community with our own art and our own voices.

Also wanted to share a word about the doc...

@AWuornosFan Remember trying to fit all of your inside jokes into your AIM profile? That was tough work. 😐 Name: Amanda (or Andi LOL or Kitty DOUBLE LOL - you know who you are) Sex: *~YeS pLeAsE~* ;)

Just stop scrolling because it doesn’t get less infuriating. I’ll be your new Bean Daddy. I give of my bean supply freely.