Mandrake

329 posts

Mandrake

@MandrakeCalvin

YouTube I am rich and famous

Katılım Mayıs 2025

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·2m

@UnshadowedBones I’ve never thought of that. I don’t know you.

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Savant@UnshadowedBones·9h

Whenever you think of giving me headpats, this is what I look like

KılıçBey@Kilic025

Neden bilmiyorum ama bundan istiyorum…

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·5m

probably because ur cutting ur fucking wrist open

Λｎｄｒｏｍｅｄａ@b_ezl3bub

bro why is sh so much more demonized than smoking or drinking

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·13m

When I was 14 I made offensive edits of that blobfish webcomic and I still see people posting them to this day

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·28m

@yurifulspawn sorry but I actually have chinese dni in my bio :/

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chiiikkaa !!@yurifulspawn·42m

Im chinese and im going to torture all of my oomfs

Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin

chinese people will torture anything

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·31m

This is a poem about fucking a corpse I haven’t slept in a day

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·32m

Oh my corpse-wife With skin so pale-and rotted Cuts-N-Bruises And everytime you smile I can see you’re missing teeth A fucked up love-affair The most twisted I’ve seen But you like that And I like that too

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·49m

I’m so lucky I wasn’t molested by someone ugly

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·51m

Posting this is fucked up cuz it’s obvious they’re both retarded

ShitpostGateway@ShitpostGate

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·59m

@14wordsz @moppynoko You don’t have a choice in this matter.

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cain@14wordsz·1h

@MandrakeCalvin @moppynoko i don’t like bern feet

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moppynoko@moppynoko·14h

bernkastel

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

My sleepy little girl 🥹

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

@yamizombii ???? What the fuck are you saying. Blocked.

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schizoidyami@yamizombii·2h

btw this is who stole ur ekitten in immo lobbies🥰

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

@WitchofYuri Erm, this is a Wendy’s 😅

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Stelle@WitchofYuri·2h

Pleading with myself to not kill myself. I drove somewhere to die and could barely stop myself

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

I keep thinking about how ugly that cop who showed up to my house was. Balding, short, annoying voice, scraggly beard. He needs minoxdildo or whatever that hair loss drug is called

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

@sab3r_official Are you smart

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Saber@sab3r_official·1h

@MandrakeCalvin hi there

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·2h

I wish I could find someone to help me write scripts but all my fans are retarded as fuck no offense

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·1h

Things I’d do if I was a girl: Play with my boobs Finger my pussy Sell pictures of my butthole online

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Mandrake@MandrakeCalvin·2h

Honestly it would be kinda hot to date a total whore but she’d probably accidentally fall down the stairs one day and that’s not best for the both of us

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