Mandrake Pan

Back from the dead THE FIENDISH NUDGER is causing murderous mayhem in London for a second time!👻 And only WILFRED WOOLFITT the famed Supernaturalist & NIMBLE, his plucky apprentice, can stop him! OUT NOW!👇 books2read.com/fiendishnudger #MandrakePan #Book #Read #Supernatural #Humor

@HalleyDRoache I thought you might. I too live under grey skies most of the time.

@MandrakePan As someone who lives on the gray-sky coast of Canada I really appreciate this 😌🩶

Ah - another melancholy work from that great Belgian poet Albert Du Neef. Feel his sorrow! Out NOW & FREE to read on #Substack. #Subscribe for FREE for MORE nonsense! Albert DuNeef’s Melancholy Cry: 'Beyond The Gloomy Skies of Home' 👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Poem #Poetry

William Gimble - His Hat's a Thimble - was just ONE of many extraordinary sights to behold at a Turnpenny Exhibition! Read MORE about it for FREE on #Substack! Bill Poster, Whitechapel, London - 1871👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Humor #Subscribe #Poster #Humour

“By Saint Eustace’s golden trumpet, Nimble!" Woolfitt cried. "Murder has been done! And the fiend must pay! Come on then!” 'The Case of the Fiendish Nudger' OUT NOW!👇 books2read.com/fiendishnudger #BooksMakeGreatGifts #Read #Humour #Readingcommunity

Jasper Eely, The Big-Headed Kid! Wucks the Mindless Depravity! It has to be a Colson T Turnpenny Exhibition! Available to read for FREE. #Subscribe for FREE too on #Substack!👇 Bill Poster, Whitechapel, London - 1864. open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Read #Humour #Humor #Exhibit

@HalleyDRoache An underwater city. Treasure locked in a so-called impenetrable vault. A mutated giant squid with a taste for human flesh. It's all there!

I feel like there's a fantasy idea in here somewhere 😄 Shicheng in Zhejiang is a 600 year-old city that was intentionally flooded in 1959. The city walls are believed to date back to the 16th Century 👀

Good gravy! What's the world coming to? It's a wonder these saucy novels saw the light of day!😳But they did! 'Naughty Novels of the Late 19th Century!' FREE to read on #Substack! Oh, and DO #subscribe. It's FREE too!👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Naughty #Novel #Saucy #Humour

For those brave enough to become one of my FREE #subscribers... Here's something you can read for #FREE in the Weird World of Mandrake Pan on #Substack! Adventure! Derring-Do! OUT NOW👇 Gordon Grapeshot in 'The Hunt for the Ruby Scimitar' open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Weird #Humor

“You want me to wear that?” I said. "It’s a sailor suit. For children!” “Yes. I realise that. And you’re a child.” Woolfitt narrowed his eyes. “You are, aren’t you? A child I mean. You’re not just stunted after all that smoking.” 👇 books2read.com/devilskey #Read #Books #Humor

Another chapter from Colson T. Turnpenny's fascinating - and very peculiar - autobiography! FREE to read on #Substack. DO consider #subscribing for FREE too! 'London & The High Class Oddities - Chapter 5!'👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Humor #Victorian #Humour #Read #Reading

Remember! If you're after something horribly humorous to read👻 There's something suitably spooky NOW at your favourite digital store👇 books2read.com/fiendishnudger #spooky #readingcommunity #books

Some say the Bewitched Toenails of Saint Finbar the Doubter are the worst! But, for my money, Blandford's Demonic Moustache takes the biscuit - & most of one's nasal hairs too! 'Demonic Moustache at Large in Putney'👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… Free to read on #Substack! #Humor

Bethesda Hoop is quite the prophet! For in her 'Wanderings of the Inner Eye', she gives us a window into a stark & frightening future! #Subscribe to 'VISION No. 2! Our Actor Overlords & Their Clockwork Brains' 👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Humour #Schwarzenegger #Humor

Bethesda Hoop is quite the prophet! For in her 'Wanderings of the Inner Eye', she gives us a window into a stark & frightening future! #Subscribe to 'VISION No. 2! Our Actor Overlords & Their Clockwork Brains' 👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Humour #Schwarzenegger #Humor #Actor

Who would have thought there would be nefarious goings-on in back rooms of our Government?🤔 Well! When this letter came to light, I was shocked!👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Conspiracy #Government #Humor #Humour #Substack

Who would have thought there would be nefarious goings-on in back rooms of our Government?🤔 Well! When this letter came to light, I was shocked!👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Conspiracy #Government #Humor #Humour

For those willing to become a paid subscriber to my #Substack, Bethesda Hoop, famed pyschic, offers her visions of the future from 1888. Did they come true? You be the judge! Wanderings of My Inner Eye - VISION 1! by Bethesda Hoop👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Psychic #Vision

For those willing to become a paid subscriber to my #Substack, Bethesda Hoop, famed pyschic, offers her visions of the future from 1888. Did they come true? You be the judge! Wanderings of My Inner Eye - VISION 1! by Bethesda Hoop👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Psychic #Vision

@HalleyDRoache *too...* dang it!

@HalleyDRoache They are indeed! But the particulars of the Whittle Expedition reveal another tale extraneous to Woolfitt's adventures. One titled 'Return to Terror Island!' But...I've said to much...😬

I've always loved an epic poem & this one's a favourite! Luckily, though, this is an extract, as reading ALL verses takes almost 4 days! 'Extract, ‘That Sundered Sea’ by Sir Mortimer Lowestoft-Gaskil'👇 mandrakepan.substack.com/p/extract-that… #Poem #Poetry #Epic #Humour

For those lovely people who subscribe to my #substack - even for FREE - here's an unusual list from 1899 to fizz up your Friday! Top Ten Magazines with the Highest Circulation, 1899👇 open.substack.com/pub/mandrakepa… #Humour #Humor #List #Surreal