Mandy Slamberg

"is pepsi ok" NOTHING IS OK

@HBendaas somehow it took yrs for genocide scholars to see enough death & destruction to admit "ok MAYBE our brave weekend warriors are experimenting too hard w recreational ethnic cleansing" but it took their own undergrads to postdocs just weeks?? like they taught us well and forgot

@HBendaas i set alerts for "self-immolation" in Nov 2023...not sure what is worse: one grisly but accurate prediction that unchecked genocide would drive young ppl to acts of desperation, or the consultants + politicians who didn't see or didn't care

It’s actually not surprising. I posted this on IG in October 2023 because support for cutting off weapons to Israel was already a 50/50 issue and anyone with eyes could see what was about to happen. What is new in 2025 is that elite opinion has now shifted against Israel

@Mike_from_PA @ZeeToTheHill bc it's his apology tour u dummy. he's undoing it, for america

@ZeeToTheHill Why are you promoting a pedophile to teenagers?

PSA: Leftists are NOT on our team. They are just as bad as MAGA. If you’re a person that takes winning elections seriously then stop engaging with their content. They think this is a game and it’s not a game. Winning the midterms is serious and needs to stay our central focus. Don’t let people like this distract you from our shared goal which is to beat Trump and MAGA.

@thejovipena sent you a msg (ok like 4) 🌸🌼💔

The M in men stands for misery

@briantylercohen speaking of suffering, here's what it costs to be a social worker: 4 yrs - BA, 2 yrs - MSW, THOUSANDS of hours (years) of mandatory supervised training (sometimes unpaid) + board exams to obtain license, graduate $70-100k in debt, start at $45k, max out at $70k (varies by state)

I paid off all of my student loan debt and I absolutely, unequivocally support forgiving *other people's* loan debt because I'm not a ghoul who derives his worth by how much other people suffer.

@theblowout WAIT WHAT i want to remember this but they're right, i'm old and my memory sucks. but ppl have recognized me irl which was cool/horrifying. ruined my plans to get free booze from a bartender one night bc right before i tried to be cute he said "btw my gf loves your twitter"

the authors accused me of being really old and probably using a fake picture and i have never been more honored @MandySlamberg was also on the list

@home_halfway being gone reminds me of when i made the list of THE WORST WOMEN ON TWITTER circa 2012 maybe and i wish i had screenshotted it but i didn’t and i regret it every day

@nytimes ok so is it time to sue the govt and fathers for forced pregnancy benefits and child support retroactive to the time of conception yet or what

Justices Elena Kagan, Sonia Sotomayor and Stephen Breyer dissented to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. Read the majority opinion and the dissent. nyti.ms/3HQMvgv

whenever it feels like i'm drowning in a bottomless pit of loneliness i remember there are ppl who use twitter exclusively to reply to celebrities

deep thoughts

dating sites need to start asking the important questions, like do you own a leather blazer and is your divorce finalized

me: what am i getting for christmas dad: fat

why do i always ruin relationships during the holidays and also during the spring, summer, and fall

@SavageRampage they're already in the dumpster. i'm sorry. two of my hermes bags are missing and i might die if it makes you feel better

@robertdsheridan SHE GRADUATED FROM MY SCHOOL I AM THE CENTER OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD

the weirdest thing about being 30 is realizing that i'm like 99% likely to be a stepmother in any relationship i have

wow i ordered a dozen wings and u gave me all drumsticks like if u wanna fuck just ask

this isn't a panic attack, this is a panic lifestyle

wow minecraft & minesweeper are 2 different things what a time to be alive. this is like when i learned the diff bt squirrels & chipmunks

let me make your holiday shopping simple this year, i want this

heavenly father i promise to live a christ-centered life if u can find me a dude who doesn't have a week old can of pbr in his shower