Magic ✨💫

Female rapper: My P****y Me:

@abazwhyllzz With this question, you deserve the answers you get

Please is this real?😂

@ms_casanova_ She missed a spot with hair straightener but otherwise it came out great

@cujoats Thought it was an ice cream sandwich

@BuhleDMahlangu Might as well

@Mandy_Mash No one is making it out alive Mandy😭😭😭

This is what I need rn

Mr Mboweni do you chew your bones like this infront of other comrades?

@BuhleDMahlangu If you’re still drinking whilst he posts, you just know you’re gonna have a horrible week

Oh no someone said Sabelo is the “weekend is over indicator”😂😂😂 and maan, once he posts? We just know!

@ReaPhiritona Passed my learners first time but I’m too embarrassed to say how many times it took to get my license

Me and my driver’s

@Zinzy__ 😭

@Zinzy__ That dziiick must be fire

@ad0rnai Love to see it. Will not forgive them for that skinny jeans banter

Gen Z is very rapidly going through the process that Millennials went through that made them old and cringe

I’ll never get over Titanic. What a movie

I keep on saying “it’s cold” like I’m not having the time of my life here

@poomeigh @JustDineo_ She thinks she’s slick

@Mandy_Mash @JustDineo_ Okay I wasn’t ready for that one 😂

If I had twins and I’m no longer with their father, would it be wrong to have one twin live with their father while I live with the other one?

@BongiHiding @fatsjb17 Have you read the article? This guy was driving a broken down vivo, nothing about him convinced me that he has any business acumen to give all your money to. And also even if he did, why use your entire pension money to fund a business that might not work out.

Boy crazy lonely old woman make me mad

@ReaPhiritona @fatsjb17 I’m sorry I hear you, but I don’t feel sorry for them. You can’t have worked for over 30 years to one day give your money away because someone made googly eyes at you.

@Mandy_Mash @fatsjb17 Unfortunately that’s where you’re the most vulnerable because you feel you don’t have much time and options and mostly, you don’t want to “grow old alone”. We need to look after our mothers when they get to retirement age hey

Im so tempted to go to the garage in my pj’s and gown but let me put some respek on my name.