Mandy's "You Can't Flatten My Curves" Mounds

During the interview on Squawk ith the president, @PowerRossSorkin called HR to say "If Trump is so good at ending conflicts, how come he can't get The Sork out of my mother's basement?"

After hearing Joe read Trumps post about Tim Cook calling to kiss his arse, @PowerRossSorkin called Squawk Box to say "Kernen can kiss PRS's @ss!"

This morning when Joe said, "I feel like I'm tripping here on certain occasions" on Squawk this am, @PowerRossSorkin called HR to complain that "Kernen's tripping? He used to trip PRS every time he came near the studio, and everybody would laugh. Well, The Sork will laugh last!"

@PowerRossSorkin saw the interview with the Sec. Of Homeland Security and called HR to complain that "PRS's Mother has a Sec. of Basement Security that is treating The Sork inhumanely by keeping me locked up 24/7 without a warrant!" HT told him his mother didn't need a warrant

Now @PowerRossSorkin is "Squawking" about Steve Lieman's interview with Cleveland Fed President Hammack, so PRS decided to conduct his own "Hammock interview"...

@PowerRossSorkin is holding his "Invest in Sorkin Forum" in the mothership daycare center...so far none of the kids are willing to "make an investment"...

After @PowerRossSorkin saw Robert Frank's report this morning, he was concerned that he might still be audited. One of the interns asked PRS if that would be possible given that the Sork has no income whatsoever...

@PowerRossSorkin is claiming that "... the election of the evil dictator, Joe Kernen as lead chair of Squawk Box was completely rigged. Everyone knows that PRS actually won and the mothership has suppressed the actual count!"

@PowerRossSorkin was tired of everyone calling him "brainless", so he went and had some medical imaging done to prove that he actually had one, and brought the proof to the mothership Day Care center to show the kids so they'd stop picking on him...

@PowerRossSorkin tried to call the president to ask if he could help negotiate a cease fire in Iran. PRS was going to flaunt his skills negotiating a cease fire with the Mothership Day Care kids who were pelting him with snowballs this past winter... The president's reaction???

@PowerRossSorkin called HR this morning to say the entire world will be back in the stone age if he isn't "allowed to leave his mother's basement to give his fake news reports"...The mothership's reaction?

When PRS heard Trump say that Iran has been BSing previous presidents, he said, "NO ONE has BSed ANYONE better than @PowerRossSorkin and that is an absolute fact!"

@PowerRossSorkin is requesting that US Rescue Troops be sent to help him escape from his mother's basement

Production played an April Fool's prank on @PowerRossSorkin telling him he was getting an ACTUAL assignment to Iran to interview their new leader. When told it was just a joke, he said "You guys got me, but then again everyday is April Fool's Day for PRS"...

@PowerRossSorkin is really upset that "Becky gets to interview Warren Buffett AGAIN! But The Sork will show her up, PRS will be interviewing the Oracle of The All You Can Eat Buffet, but knowing Production, it will never make the air..."

@PowerRossSorkin is calling on NATO to liberate him from his mother's basement...

@PowerRossSorkin called the mothership and can't understand why he's "been banned from Jerome Powell's Press Conference again and In fact wasn't even allowed in the building because he had no press credentials." Is anyone surprised???

@PowerRossSorkin was finally let out of his mother's basement for the day and came to the mothership to announce his "Make PRS Great Again Innitiative." Soon after Security announced it's "Remove PRS From The Premises Again Initiative"

@PowerRossSorkin is angry "because Kernen wishes Andrew a happy birthday and not PRS. Last year Kernen sent The Sork chocolate Ex-Lax glazed donuts and then complained that I didn't leave the bathroom all day"...