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Mandy's "You Can't Flatten My Curves" Mounds

@MandysMounds

Defending Mandy's Dandies, The Interns and the Mothership from @PowerRossSorkin and his Fake News...Now that Mandy’s back in Oz, I’m the last line of defense!

Somewhere in CNBC land Katılım Eylül 2012
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This morning when Joe said, "I feel like I'm tripping here on certain occasions" on Squawk this am, @PowerRossSorkin called HR to complain that "Kernen's tripping? He used to trip PRS every time he came near the studio, and everybody would laugh. Well, The Sork will laugh last!"
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@PowerRossSorkin saw the interview with the Sec. Of Homeland Security and called HR to complain that "PRS's Mother has a Sec. of Basement Security that is treating The Sork inhumanely by keeping me locked up 24/7 without a warrant!" HT told him his mother didn't need a warrant
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@PowerRossSorkin is claiming that "... the election of the evil dictator, Joe Kernen as lead chair of Squawk Box was completely rigged. Everyone knows that PRS actually won and the mothership has suppressed the actual count!"
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@PowerRossSorkin was tired of everyone calling him "brainless", so he went and had some medical imaging done to prove that he actually had one, and brought the proof to the mothership Day Care center to show the kids so they'd stop picking on him...
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@PowerRossSorkin tried to call the president to ask if he could help negotiate a cease fire in Iran. PRS was going to flaunt his skills negotiating a cease fire with the Mothership Day Care kids who were pelting him with snowballs this past winter... The president's reaction???
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Production played an April Fool's prank on @PowerRossSorkin telling him he was getting an ACTUAL assignment to Iran to interview their new leader. When told it was just a joke, he said "You guys got me, but then again everyday is April Fool's Day for PRS"...
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@PowerRossSorkin is really upset that "Becky gets to interview Warren Buffett AGAIN! But The Sork will show her up, PRS will be interviewing the Oracle of The All You Can Eat Buffet, but knowing Production, it will never make the air..."
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@PowerRossSorkin called the mothership and can't understand why he's "been banned from Jerome Powell's Press Conference again and In fact wasn't even allowed in the building because he had no press credentials." Is anyone surprised???
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@PowerRossSorkin was finally let out of his mother's basement for the day and came to the mothership to announce his "Make PRS Great Again Innitiative." Soon after Security announced it's "Remove PRS From The Premises Again Initiative"
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