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@MannChip

war is hell

Katılım Ocak 2019
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MaybeCrisp
MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@ObeseMonkey27 Has this 1/10,000 chance happened to you or anyone you know? If so, apologies it did, but you're still a retard
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
DoorDash driver Olivia Henderson was indicted by a grand jury yesterday and is now facing felony charges of unlawful surveillance and dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image after recording a man passed out with his pants down inside his home without consent and posting the video on TikTok
FearBuck@FearedBuck

DoorDash delivery girl has been arrested on 2 felony charges after recording a man passed out with his pants down in his home and posting it on TikTok during a food delivery. She is being charged with unlawful surveillance and dissemination of surveillance images

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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@AldousH57500603 @bruno_wolters @FearedBuck fuck off deutschbag, the order literally said leave at the door, and she STILL walked inside to someone else's home AND RECORDED THEM. idk how you do it there but typically people dont take kindly to uninvited guests. Do you want your mailman to come inside to drop off mail?
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Gabriel@gbrl_dick·
@Placeholder602 well thankfully live streaming a sprint through their office is sure to change that
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@raidenpb @Modyfikator89 Because microsoft only natively supports xInput, and guess what most other controller manufacturers use. (Hint, not xInput)
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Raiden@raidenpb·
@Modyfikator89 Putting player first by pricing it 100$ and locking it to steam... Yeah sure bud 🤣🤣
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modyfikatorcasper@Modyfikator89·
After 20 years …Valve is the first to put the player first. This isn't just a new pad; it’s a total rejection of cheap, failing tech. Valve chose the absolute peak: Angle TMR joystick The highest tier of hardware ever seen in a controller. 🎮🦾 #SteamController2 #Valve
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@Sprocketguys Used to have like 4 lol, 2 in the same town, now the only one left is in the ghetto ass mall between all of them (It basically only sells funkos)
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@s8box AI Slop Thumbnails, AI slop code, AI slop assets what part of having an AI make content is "work" lol.
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s&box@s8box·
“The huge majority of games are created by smart, dedicated humans. So when the games are dismissed as "AI slop" it's really an injustice to the work those developers have put in.” Our take on AI slop, performance, and what's coming sbox.game/news/post-rele…
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@muaxh03 feels like it was just to make talon not work on them
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Muaxh03@muaxh03·
I’m genuinely emotional right now. Arrowhead actually listened to me and made Hive Guard armor heavy. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I reported this everyday since launch. Pure gameplay perfection. A historic update. Thank you for making my dream come true.
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@bukibread People will still defend them for this actual doodoo feces lol. I cannot believe people are so die hard, they look at you with a straight face and just spout shit like:
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FatFluffyPenguin@bukibread·
Hi Arrowhead, -You still have at least 200+ active, replicatable bugs in the game (docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…) -This update, you also: moved the Flame Sentry's hitbox rather than buffing the range from 20m to 34m as you said, -Gave the Lumberer the damage model of a Crisper flamethrower rather than the Cremator one (I can only think on accident), -Broke the Oxgenator armour passive in some way where it is either not buffing your speed, or buffing every other armours speed (some people are saying that it is also buffing the Spore bugs speed, but this seems to be an intended, but unconfirmed feature...reddit.com/r/Helldivers/c…) -Listed the Missile Pistol's pen as Medium in game when it is actually Anti-Tank (only the splash damage is Medium pen), -Oncce again janked the netcode again, so hosts are being giga-shafted as if there weren't enough host bugs in the game, -Created a 'new enemy variant' (from the April roadmap) which so far is comprised of a SINGLE enemy, being the Spore Burst Bile Titan, -Have buffed half of all enemy's durable damage (insane support patch for the enemy) BECAUSE mechs now have doubled HP and are more durable, while mechs still are 50% Medium and 50% light pen -Gave the Lumberer an objectively worse AT Emplacement as a weapon, -Gave the Breakthrough Exosuit a MEDIUM PEN shield, the same pen as a HANDHELD Ballistic Shield (but it's ok, Shield Devs now have AP4 shields, I don't think Super Earth can make a shield or tank with higher than medium pen armour, machined steel mucho hard to make), -Have buffed Hive Guard armour to Heavy pen, which means the chitin from a bug smaller than a person is more heavily armoured than every single area of the Bastion TANK, -Quick reminder that they also buffed Automaton tanks to make them feel more 'boss-like', meaning not even a Recoilless can now one shot them (no way Super Earth could make a tank like that), -Looked at gas builds which were already neutered, and asked yourself, "how could we make them even worse?", -Also buffed gas damage to Mechs by 50%, so now a Bile Titan can nuke mechs (post-buff, btw) because our mechs already weren't getting one shot by Bunker Cannons and Harvesters and War Striders (post-buff, btw) -Took 2 years to buff the Spear instead of breaking it every second patch (yay!), -Did an official AMA on r/HelldiversUnfiltered, where after a day of nigh a hundred questions, resulted in Pilestdt saying what amounts to, 'So some things you guys want, not high priority. Ship module upgrades, I can't say much but we're working on it. These other questions about content, bugfixing, monetisation and balancing? I'm not even going to talk about it'. A lot of these things were told to us a YEAR ago, -Released the content for the April roadmap on the last days of April so you could show that, in fact, it was actually in April, -Limit criticism on the official Discord by making the usualy 30s slowmode 3 minutes (not even going to talk about Reddit). At leas the new biome isn't as bugged and broken as Day 1 Rupture Strain, and it looks kind of cool even though there was barely anything new about it. Yay! Also customarily broke all mods, half of which made your game playable, perform better, or fun. Thankfully WuWa 3.3 is tommorow.
HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2

The people of Super Earth deserve nothing but the best. Lives free of stress, free of fear. And newly liberated destinations to rest, relax, and enjoy the sights, sounds, and sanctioned delights of compliant worlds. Helldivers, deploy now to cleanse uncharted planets for the continued enjoyment of our loyal citizens.

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Nintendo NY | SAN FRANCISCO
Nintendo NY | SAN FRANCISCO@NintendoStoreUS·
Tiny helpers for your spring cleaning. Available at: 📍Nintendo NEW YORK 📍Nintendo SAN FRANCISCO
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@morgzkun Everyone has become such puritans any mention or allusion to sexual content upsets them, the weakest class of internet members.
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@mr_evaporation the reveal and release of this is what got me into being a splatoon fan tbh (That and not owning a WiiU, forever will regret not getting one)
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Skyler@skylermzx·
apparently sony is locking people out their playstations until they agree to the tos lol
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Heather@squidlorswift·
@Wheelie_Bin69 @Ironicallyserio @skylermzx So tos stands for terms of service. If you don’t agree to it and all of its future additions you can’t use their service. This isn’t even scummy it’s just how it works 😭😭
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@coah80 Nothing more quintessential reddit than asking a question or posting something interesting and getting mocked for daring to ask or mentioning some the singular person doesnt agree with. its almost like
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coah@coah80·
what a dick 😭
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@EPM108 @awawawhoami Pretty much just schizo preppers lol, theyve been eating shit like this up for decades
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MaybeCrisp@MannChip·
@SplatoonNA if this is a switch 2 exclusive i will kill myself outside of nintendo hq
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Splatoon North America@SplatoonNA·
We've got the latest research on #SplatoonRaiders! Catch a glimpse of adventure on the Spirhalite Islands in this video. Additionally, the launch date has been discovered! Venture out to the islands and hunt for treasure starting July 23rd.
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