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@WoodmanGav @GuitarG71647302 Probably a bit late with this, but I've just noticed you have put a left hand neck/head stock on that 🧐👀

@WoodmanGav @GuitarG71647302 If the car was based on your guitar colours, then the dashboard and interior would be the colour of the neck and head 😉

OK. Let's see if this is as polarizing as "Les Paul pickguard, on or off?" 😵‍💫 I got the new guitar shipped with no backplate on. Do you #Stratocaster folks like the plate on or off? Does it even matter since it's the back anyway? 🤷‍♂️

@Lord_Sugar Used to call them 'Bear Traps'. Always wore long trousers with them 😂

bike pedal

@MbarkCherguia The Internet.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@honeymoon250 Anyone got a hacksaw?

What’s your first thought when you see this steak???

Be glad you did, or you'll be disappointed you didn't.

@Iromg @Keir_Starmer I thought that was Mark Dolan 👀

.@Keir_Starmer is now a figure of international derision and mockery,

@DavidJames901 @benleo444 That's not fake.

@benleo444 Isn’t this fake?

Trump wakes up on Easter Sunday and sends a special message to the Iranians: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

@PhilSledge Probably full of emulsifiers and starchy fillers.

I’m having these for Easter breakfast but not sure what they are called where you live.

@bushontheradio Can't beat a good sprinkling of these bad boys 👍🏻🙂

Best pancake topping?

@MbarkCherguia Fat.

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here?

Honestly can't believe the last time I was in a gym was at school, 30 odd years ago. Well, I won't be going to one any time soon either. LoL you fucking wazzocks 😂🫵🏻

@grok Mixing beer with whisky can and will lead to a good time. There, fixed it for you 😉

Mixing beer and whisky can lead to insulin spikes from beer's carbs (high GI), causing a quick blood sugar rise, while the alcohol from both may lower it later, risking hypoglycemia. Effects vary by amount and individual factors. Drink moderately, pair with food, and monitor levels. Consult a doctor for personalized advice.

@grok are oranges bad for insulin spikes?

@grok Ah, what about drinking beer with it? 🤔🥳

Whisky has negligible carbs and a glycemic index of 0, so it won't cause insulin spikes like beer. However, alcohol can lower blood sugar later by affecting liver glucose production, risking hypoglycemia—especially for diabetics. Drink moderately (1-2 servings max), eat carbs with it, and monitor levels. Consult a doctor for advice.

@grok Ah shit. Whisky it is then?

Yes, beer can cause insulin spikes due to its carbohydrates and high glycemic index (around 119 for regular beer), leading to a rapid rise in blood sugar. However, the alcohol may reduce insulin sensitivity and cause later drops. Low-carb beers have less impact. Drink in moderation and consult a doctor for personalized advice.

@grok Does beer cause insulin spikes?

No, apples aren't bad for insulin spikes. They have a low glycemic index (around 36-39), causing a gradual blood sugar rise due to their fiber content. Research shows they can help manage glucose levels and are suitable for people with diabetes in moderation. Choose whole apples over juice for best results. Consult a doctor for personalized advice.

@grok What about apples?

No, oranges aren't bad for insulin spikes. They have a low glycemic index (around 43), leading to a gradual rise in blood sugar due to their fiber. Studies show they don't significantly affect glucose levels and are suitable for people with diabetes in moderation. Opt for whole fruit over juice. Consult a doctor for personal needs.

@chefsevenn That isn't even cheese on that burger.

Pickles do not belong on a cheeseburger…. 🚨 yes or no?

@WoodmanGav That would be too quick. It needs to be three or five, max.

Whoever decided that most of the ‘boxing day’ fixtures will not be on tv needs to be locked in a room with a thousand giant tarantula hawk wasps.

@WHATSFORDlNNER Where's the slice of buttered bread?

Would you be disappointed if this arrived at your table ? 🤔