Mapappa

Apparently it's not appropriate to ask a group of people at a grave if they're in queue

@IntelDeadlock bro is just like me

Drifter now runs on all fours (when he's fast enough to do so)

I don't wear glasses to the gym, so I can't identify facial features from a distance. Therefore, my gym crush is solely based on the fact that she's wearing a McQueen shirt and McQueen Crocs to the gym.

Call me Jeff the Land Shark the way I'm hitting poop stains with my pee stream

What happens to the guy who walks into a sperm bank with no hands?

@zikttlesxd has this method been patched? I need to skip work

update: u get sick and throat sore

"Seen last week" Yeah, I don't know why I said that either

@littleteasers finally some good content

elo demon grinding ranked with feet

Girl, how are your feet cold? Don't you know I have a toe warmer built into my face.

Was sucking on her strap and she called me her little sea turtle for choking on plastic

You're not weirding me out at all if anything you're weirding me in

If I don't stop being nonchalant I'll never be called a good boy

@callieow_ wow that's a big monitor

so ready to lock in on overwatch

I wonder where I would be now if I had played all my YouTube videos on 2x speed

Got tired of yearning now I'm experimenting with regret

I was excited to kiss under some mistle toes until I found out it's a plant

Mfs with nut allergies are missing out cuz mine don't taste too bad

I got nothing funny today but you can laugh at the promises you and your ex made.

some of y'all look like if a man and a woman had a child

I forgot to listen to music this year