Tumelo_Kgomari

In every little aspect of your life there is always a reason why things are the way they are good/bad. Trust your feelings💙💙💙❤❤❤❤don't kill yourself the time isn't up yet.

This cracked me up!! 😹😹😹

'Male masturbation may have an adaptive benefit: it flushes out damaged, stored sperm.' New Oxford research suggests that the longer sperm are stored before ejaculation, the lower their quality, with implications for men trying to conceive and IVF treatment. Find out more ⬇️

"le Mamelodi ba ntseba, nale Soweto ba ntseba" 🗣️ Track ID: Selaelo Selota - Thrrr Phaaa! (2001)

A man is like a goat, if you don't take care of him, he will eat other people's fields. AND A woman is like a field; if you don't protect her, she'll be eaten by other people's goats. In short, life is Agriculture. 😂😂😂

🏆 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 🏆 @OrlandoPirates’ Relebohile Mofokeng has been named the #BetwayPrem Player of the Month for March.

Footballers must learn not to chase Midrand girls and save money so they can live like this after retirement instead of running around podcasts bashing your former teams

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BREAKING: ARDA GULER wins La Liga goal of the month with this puskas worthy goal 👏🔥

Modern women be like:

The vocals 🔥 Climax - Usher (2012)

R159 995 1993 Mercedes-Benz 190 E 2.0 L (162 000 km) Partial Service History

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@pallnandi (compete) That's a wrong word: they respectfully and carefully take good care of what beings to them(husband)

Cheating isn’t a deal breaker in countries where divorce doesn’t hand a man’s property over to the woman. In those places, women don’t just walk away. They fight. They compete. They do everything they can to keep their husband.

Newly released footage of Noah building the Ark. (circa 2469 BC, location unknown)

Noh noh I'm complaining tonight aneva 300 klippa NISSAN 1400

At this rate there will be a lot of vacancies e-SAPS 😳🥹

Kabza De Small has a message for the ladies 😂🤣

@Markosonke1 O pila daai O'sis you can give her a license to STEAL

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨📍👇🏾 Controversial MP Khusela Diko has admitted to owing over R10,000 in SABC TV licence fees, despite earning an estimated R1.6 million per year 😭 According to reports, she has only paid around R3,000 so far and is now disputing how a R265 annual fee somehow ballooned into over R10K… suddenly mathematics is a national crisis This is the same figure previously linked to a R125 MILLION PPE tender scandal… where numbers were moving at lightning speed with zero confusion Now it’s "this doesn’t make sense" over R265 per year… kodwa back then millions were making perfect sense, no calculator, no meetings, no confusion 😭 South Africa is something else small money needs explanations, big money needs silence

Most Valuable Brands in Africa, 2025 1. 🇿🇦 MTN South Africa — $2,930M 2. 🇿🇦 Vodacom — $2,535M 3. 🇿🇦 Standard Bank — $2,184M 4. 🇿🇦 First National Bank — $1,686M 5. 🇿🇦 Absa — $1,579M 6. 🇿🇦 Checkers — $1,358M 7. 🇿🇦 Woolworths SA — $1,281M 8. 🇿🇦 Nedbank — $1,174M 9. 🇿🇦 Investec — $1,163M 10. 🇿🇦 Shoprite — $1,162M Source: Brand Finance

@ChrisExcel102 Leave Nelson Mandela alone And You were coming just right

This man what he has done for South Africa in the last 16 months Is better than what Nelson Mandela did for 27 years in Roben Island 😭😭😭😩