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Mark Karsten

@MarKarstenBooks

Canadian Author residing in Southern Alberta. Books/Blogs/Events available on my website!

Lethbridge, Alberta Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Mark Karsten
Mark Karsten@MarKarstenBooks·
A gritty vigilante thriller with some darkly comedic elements sprinkled throughout. For fans of crime/drama/thrillers/noir along the lines of True Detective. amazon.com/dp/1525503421
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The way things are going I GUARANTEE oversized cargo shorts become *fashion* this summer
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If there is finger or toe nail related gore in your book you should put a fuckin warning label at the beginning because 🤮🤮🤮
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@WFAicher I so badly wanna go back to staying home because I don’t like people rather than because I’m being told to.
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William F. Aicher ✍️🎥
I don't know how much more of this "wait, it's not safe after all, stay in or you will die" I can take.
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If you heard anyone describe an infant as ‘tender and mild’ in any situation outside of that one Christmas song you’d probably wanna ask that person what their intentions were with that child.
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Kids be out here dressing as if their wardrobe is made up of their cousin Dudley’s hand-me-downs and callin’ it fashion.
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Mark Karsten@MarKarstenBooks·
It was the fall of civility, and it came right around the time Koolaid became Koolaid Jammers and forgot the shitty $0.18 envelope it came in.
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FRUIT TRAYS ARE TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. Thank you for listening.
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Mark Karsten@MarKarstenBooks·
@PatrickAttawayy I’ve seen a resurgence of people under 20 dressing like emo kids and I’m both excited and sad - because I for sure can’t pull that shit off any more
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@JamesDimasWKYZ Because I’m only marginally intelligent and I trust people who have studied virology, epidemiology, and medicine for 10+ years more than other random dummies on social media.
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Why did you choose to be Vaccinated?
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@therealzevgood The secret to every good recipe is either a shit load of butter or cream of muchroom soup. Keep that hush tho nobody knows
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Ask an old lady for a recipe and they're like "My secret is Campbell's tomato soup!" or "Lipton onion soup mix!" like none of that shit is sold in stores and is only available to them. Like, nice try, Ethel, but canned soup isn't really a secret.
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If you’re Canadian and watching the election results, let’s have a beer
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Cal Logan@CalPLogan·
If you haven't scrolled the "Fantasy Movies" section of Amazon Prime, you are missing out. You can stream such cinematic masterpieces as: 1. Velocipastor 2. Llamagheddon 3. Zombie Strippers 4. Sharknado 3 5. Sharknado 4 6. Santa Jaws (It's a shark... Seriously) 7. Sharknado 5
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Is the hamburger requiring the help or supplying it?
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Mark Karsten@MarKarstenBooks·
I’ve never read an eBook or listened to an audiobook. Is that super weird?
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Zev Good@therealzevgood·
I feel like Twitter is blocking everyone from seeing me! If you see this, retweet all my tweets, buy a copy of each of my books, PayPal me $100, and say "Zev, you are the best writer of gay fiction without porny butt sex working today!1!!" so I'll know you see me!
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Mark Karsten@MarKarstenBooks·
Hey just here to remind you that dogs are the best and to go give your pup a smooch today.
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COVID has been horrible and all, but when’s the last time you were forced to endure the chicken dance?
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