Gary Marais

People excelling at sports I've never heard of.

#Arsenal fan runs on the pitch during the 2nd half and gets a selfie with @theowalcott #afc #preseason

@damz_L @Footy_Jokes 😢😢😢

@itsrobotface did you catch any Pokémon?

"Ivan? Arsène. Wolfsburg might sell Draxler. I know! Look, start at £2m and I'll pretend I don't know him. Exceptional."

@keagsface @_grossgirl_ @irCadillac this is why i dont often tweet

@keagsface @_grossgirl_ @irCadillac we all havr our days

See any cool pokėmon today?

Porn will make it better

How space technology will produce the best weed ever bit.ly/28L2y0t

Wish you weren't here

HAHAHA U R 100% IDIOT twitter.com/JanJohnsonFL/s…

On the plus side of Donald Trump maybe winning the election is that it will "Make American anti statism punk great again" Maybe?

My sock has a hole in it just big enough so that my big toe can fit through, kill me now pls

You might think that you're the best driver in the world but if you drive drunk/talking on your cell then you're nothing more than an idiot

If i ever cloned myself i think id be constantly fucking myself up for stealing my last bong #shinfo

If you @ tag me to thank me for following you, ill block you! This is not a game

@LouieStander twitter.com/wengerknowsbes…