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@TheRickWilson Brad Raffensperger should call him and demand he finds the missing pounds

@smokingsexxtion Santa Fe Up To Me

which bob dylan song is this?

@LibertyLockPod Rock is done. This generation has also produced some of the best classical and jazz musicians of all time, but there will never be another Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Chopin, Brahms, Miles Davis, Coltrane, Monk, Mingus. All genres have their golden age.

My working hypothesis is that the generation that grew up with guitar hero & YT tutorials has now created thousands of guitarists that are the most technically gifted in history. But they can't create original music. Where are all the great new rock bands

Antisemities to the left of me, Nazis on the right, here I am, stuck in the middle a Jew

@MeghanMcCain Antisemities to the left of me, Nazis on the right, here I am, stuck in the middle a Jew

A lot of you have no problem calling out the raging antisemitism on the left and are very quiet when it’s coming from the right. Antisemitism is a poison and a cancer in society no matter where it is coming from and I implore my friends with platforms to address this head on.

Maybe if we get lucky the seas will rise high enough to put out all the fires

Not sure if New Orleans was done by an incel or an Islamist, but either way you know virgins are implicated

You’ll know we’re living in a simulation when Travis and Taylor break up later this year, he gets in the superbowl again, and she performs at the halftime show and plays their breakup song “Sacked”

I’m way too pretentious for the Grammys. Most of the bands I like have under 30K followers

@EliLebowicz As a Jew when I’m out vocalizing my endorsement for the displacement and worse for 6 million Jews in Israel the left is all high fives for me!

“When marching with people with the same ideology as me, they were completely nice to me. Of course, there’s no hate for people like me.” The blind spot on the left is so glaring.

It is more likely that there will be peace in the Middle East than that I will ever learn the proper way to pronounce Qatar

@EliLebowicz Munich!

Movies that were approved for the bus ride to the Washington rally are: Operation Thunderbolt Defiance Exodus Remember The Titans Miracle #SawYouAtDC

Check out this comic on the rise: @MarcAGerber

Catch me in The Daily Funny on Access Hollywood!

Friend: are you dressing your baby as Barbie for Halloween? Me: no, as Oppenheimer

I don’t think I’m drinking enough

This was hilarious. “Best case scenario for Swifties? Basking in their love forever and 9000 albums to come. Worst case scenario for Swifties? An angry sexy breakup album. Worst case for Kelce fans? Taylor Swift buys the NFL (she’s worth $1.3b after the eras tour) and calls all her friends ever done wrong by an athlete to buy other teams with her (Selena is worth $800m, etc.).” The 🔥 thing about Travis Kelce is that he seems so secure in himself that he isn’t shy about publicly pursuing someone, acknowledging she is a catch/more successful and hyping her up. That’s hot.

Diane Feinstein dies at 90, insists she is still effective and refuses to retire

Hunter Biden indicted on gun charges and for some reason not a single right-winger invoking the second amendment in his defense

Burning Man finally takes its rightful place next to Drowning Man, Exploding Man and Electric Chair Tech Bro

@LegionHoops Muscle weighs more than bullshit

Donald Trump has been listed as 6’3, 215 pounds after his arrest. His NBA comparison: Lu Dort. 6’4, 220.